you: thief stop right there!
them: whatd i steal?!?
you: (winks) my heart/my night
them: whatd i steal?!?
you: (winks) my heart/my night
on April 14, 2019
girl/boy: excuse me do you know where i can find a decent meal?
you : im looking at it right now.
you : im looking at it right now.
on April 14, 2019
you: excuse me are you lost?
girl/boy: no why?
you: ( act surprised) you mean you DONT want to go back to heaven?
girl/boy: no why?
you: ( act surprised) you mean you DONT want to go back to heaven?
on April 14, 2019
you : excuse me can you help me find my way to school? on earth?
girl/boy: umm your here
you: oh i thought i was in heaven and you were an angel.
girl/boy: umm your here
you: oh i thought i was in heaven and you were an angel.
on April 14, 2019
you: excuse me can you help me fix my phone?
boy/girl: sure whats wrong?
you: it seems to be missing your phone number
;)
boy/girl: sure whats wrong?
you: it seems to be missing your phone number
;)
on April 14, 2019
i would like to take you on an airplane ride, but your too BOMB and they wont allow you on.
on April 14, 2019
im not stalking you , mother told me to follow my dreams.
on April 14, 2019
on April 14, 2019
on April 14, 2019
robber: the money or your life?
me: why not both?'
robber: holy shit fam you alright?
me: why not both?'
robber: holy shit fam you alright?
on April 14, 2019
my cousins just eating nuts right now and shes like " these taste like peanut butter"
and i just stop typing and look at her and go : *inhales sharply* boi.
and i just stop typing and look at her and go : *inhales sharply* boi.
on April 14, 2019
ima draw bill cipher if he was human.
on April 14, 2019
my soul. please give it back right now.