
Sometimes I wonder if I cuss too much
But then I remember that most of my family are v bad at not cussing sO
I think I'm okay
But then I remember that most of my family are v bad at not cussing sO
I think I'm okay
on July 26, 2017

Everytime someone goes out the door, Rainer always goes to that door and whines
He never realizes I'm still inside :,(
He never realizes I'm still inside :,(
on July 26, 2017

Why am I never informed about unexpected plans?!
It just stresses me out. Ugh
It just stresses me out. Ugh
on July 25, 2017

My mom ordered me a shirt and it came today
It looks really bad-
She should really ask me about shirts first just so I can direct her to the official stuff :,)
It looks really bad-
She should really ask me about shirts first just so I can direct her to the official stuff :,)
on July 25, 2017

Two bros, sitting with their seal fam, 3 seals apart cuz they are not gay
A sealed family
A sealed family
on July 25, 2017

Puns are basically dad jokes right?
Sure.
Sure.
on July 25, 2017

Guys
I'm a dad now and I haven't made a dad joke yet
What have I done.
QUICK GIVE ME A SUBJECT OR SOMETHING SO I CAN MAKE A DAD JOKE
I'm a dad now and I haven't made a dad joke yet
What have I done.
QUICK GIVE ME A SUBJECT OR SOMETHING SO I CAN MAKE A DAD JOKE
on July 25, 2017

Hey yo
If you want to compliment an artist don't say "You're such a good drawer"
They're not furniture.
If you want to compliment an artist don't say "You're such a good drawer"
They're not furniture.
on July 25, 2017

I'm the Qfeast Dad
That is my title
That is my title
on July 25, 2017