Everytime someone talks about pneumonia I remember when I was eight and was staying at my grandmother's house for a bit during the summer
And she took me to ihop and I ate triple chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup
And the next day I started coughing up my entire liver
And my grandmother was like "nah ur fine." And took me to her synagogue and to the mall and grocery shopping and then to the park and made me run all over the place as im haCKING UP ALL THESE LUNG FLUIDS See More
And then my parents came to pick me up and I could hardly move
They were like "u only got a cold hun" and made me go play outside and i fricken died bc humidity was death and it was summer and the sun was just beaten its baloney pony against the atmosphere and then i coughed up my appendix and then they were like
"Okay yeah no" and took me to the hospital
That was fun :')
And she took me to ihop and I ate triple chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup
And the next day I started coughing up my entire liver
And my grandmother was like "nah ur fine." And took me to her synagogue and to the mall and grocery shopping and then to the park and made me run all over the place as im haCKING UP ALL THESE LUNG FLUIDS See More
And then my parents came to pick me up and I could hardly move
They were like "u only got a cold hun" and made me go play outside and i fricken died bc humidity was death and it was summer and the sun was just beaten its baloney pony against the atmosphere and then i coughed up my appendix and then they were like
"Okay yeah no" and took me to the hospital
That was fun :')
Bloodred.sunrise
Did I mention I had pneumonia during all of this or was it just me coughing up a couple of organs??
on March 31, 2018
on March 31, 2018
I had a dream where I was in botw and one of those dumb sky snakes was screaming at me and kept throwing their scales at a bridge
on March 30, 2018
Hi yes pls play fire emblem so you can like the characters I like
Such as Lon'qu from Pennsylvania
Or the lobster king
And the"ur frustrating but I love you"guy
And Odin and Owain and Ophelia and Niles
Niles is gay and so is his daughter
Also frick mozu she's annoying See More
But FREDERICK FROM AWAKENING IS A MOM
Chrom is cute too
Pls notice Ikea the swordguy
Such as Lon'qu from Pennsylvania
Or the lobster king
And the"ur frustrating but I love you"guy
And Odin and Owain and Ophelia and Niles
Niles is gay and so is his daughter
Also frick mozu she's annoying See More
But FREDERICK FROM AWAKENING IS A MOM
Chrom is cute too
Pls notice Ikea the swordguy
on March 29, 2018
I'm going to buy literally all the fire emblem games sob
on March 29, 2018
Things people should not joke about:
Ps trigger warning bc I care about yall
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Top of the list, rape
D O N T J O K E A B O U T R A P E
Cancer, but this is kinda loose
Mental illnesses. They exist and you're a piece of shit if you're going to bully people about it
Self harm. I agree that it shouldnt be posted on the internet, but making fun of someone bc of it isnt okay either. Rather than making the issue worse, offer a helping hand.
Disabilities. People are borne with all types of disabilities and it isn't something they can control. I'm loose about 'retard' bc I feel like thats a word that should be used as a joke in general, but saying it as a joke and meaning it is a no-no
Oh, did I mention RAPE DON'T JOKE ABOUT RAPE ASSHOLES
People can get ailments that dont have a cure. People can get pregnant and get tossed from their homes. People can kill themselves over it.
Which brings up another point
Suicide, dont joke about suicide
Okay i think im done
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Ps trigger warning bc I care about yall
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Top of the list, rape
D O N T J O K E A B O U T R A P E
Cancer, but this is kinda loose
Mental illnesses. They exist and you're a piece of shit if you're going to bully people about it
Self harm. I agree that it shouldnt be posted on the internet, but making fun of someone bc of it isnt okay either. Rather than making the issue worse, offer a helping hand.
Disabilities. People are borne with all types of disabilities and it isn't something they can control. I'm loose about 'retard' bc I feel like thats a word that should be used as a joke in general, but saying it as a joke and meaning it is a no-no
Oh, did I mention RAPE DON'T JOKE ABOUT RAPE ASSHOLES
People can get ailments that dont have a cure. People can get pregnant and get tossed from their homes. People can kill themselves over it.
Which brings up another point
Suicide, dont joke about suicide
Okay i think im done
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
on March 29, 2018
Okay when I was like, twelve, my family own a van
And the van fricken sucked
Like, youd have to rock it to change the gears
And to save me from going into the desert heat, I'd hit my back against the seat as hard as i could. Like, a body slam
Soon, my entire family started doing it
So now I'm wondering how many people watched us hit our backs against the seats, in unison, mind you, while we were in public
And the van fricken sucked
Like, youd have to rock it to change the gears
And to save me from going into the desert heat, I'd hit my back against the seat as hard as i could. Like, a body slam
Soon, my entire family started doing it
So now I'm wondering how many people watched us hit our backs against the seats, in unison, mind you, while we were in public
on March 29, 2018
I have ugly hair send help
on March 27, 2018
on March 27, 2018
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME TAKUMI IS DEAD TOO???
FIRST THE LOBSTER KING AND NOW THE BITTER PISTACHIO???
HECK NO
FIRST THE LOBSTER KING AND NOW THE BITTER PISTACHIO???
HECK NO
on March 27, 2018
on March 26, 2018
One of my favourite songs is Heroes by all time low
Sob I love them
theyre amazing and talented and Grr I like their music
Sob I love them
theyre amazing and talented and Grr I like their music
on March 26, 2018
on March 25, 2018
NILES IS AMAZING HHH
Sob he's so gay
Sob he's so gay
on March 25, 2018
I LOVE LASLOW'S VOICE SOB
Also I got married to Niles and that's gay
Also I got married to Niles and that's gay
on March 25, 2018