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Puns will be the death of me, but this is a great life quote! ^.^
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on June 26, 2016
on June 10, 2016
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// Tbh I'm really proud of this uvu
// Tbh I'm really proud of this uvu
on June 08, 2016
This is why you keep an eye on Draco when he's alone
Harry: Draco- what on Earth was all that??
Draco: *has hands behind back* I'm not sure whay you're referring to.
Harry: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Draco!
Draco: Are you sure that was me? I-I think I would remember somthing like that.
Harry: Draco, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captin's face!
Draco: That sounds dangerous. See More
Harry: You were headbutting first years off the side of the ship!
Draco: *looks the other way with a 'worried' face* That uh- must of been horrifying to watch..
Harry: And then you started making out with the ice sculpture!
Draco: *looks back at Harry with a smile and eyes cloesed* Well thank God the first years weren't on board to see it!
Harry: Uh Draco, why is the boat all red and sticky...?
Draco: Woah I guess you could say it's all red and sticky :)
Harry: Draco... What are we standing in?
Draco: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Harry: No I would not believe that.
Draco: Uhh... Melted gumdrops.
Harry: No..
Drsco: Boat necker..
Harry: No.
Draco: Some of God's tears.
Harry: Tell me the truth Draco.
Draco: Fine. It's Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall from Hogwarts.
Harry: Draco!
Draco: Well they were uh taking all the cresset rolls.
Harry: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Draco: I will not apologize for art.
Harry: Where are the other life boats?
Draco: Woah you won the Quidditch Cup, I didn't even notice that :')
Harry: Where are the other life boats Draco??
Draco: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottem of the ocean; I bit lots of holes into them :'')
Harry: Draco..!
Draco: I have a problem, I have a serious problem.
Harry: You are just.. Terrible today!
Draco: Shh... Can you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness. :)
Harry: That's the sound of people drowning, Draco =-=;
Draco: THAT is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence. :')
Harry: Draco- what on Earth was all that??
Draco: *has hands behind back* I'm not sure whay you're referring to.
Harry: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Draco!
Draco: Are you sure that was me? I-I think I would remember somthing like that.
Harry: Draco, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captin's face!
Draco: That sounds dangerous. See More
Harry: You were headbutting first years off the side of the ship!
Draco: *looks the other way with a 'worried' face* That uh- must of been horrifying to watch..
Harry: And then you started making out with the ice sculpture!
Draco: *looks back at Harry with a smile and eyes cloesed* Well thank God the first years weren't on board to see it!
Harry: Uh Draco, why is the boat all red and sticky...?
Draco: Woah I guess you could say it's all red and sticky :)
Harry: Draco... What are we standing in?
Draco: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Harry: No I would not believe that.
Draco: Uhh... Melted gumdrops.
Harry: No..
Drsco: Boat necker..
Harry: No.
Draco: Some of God's tears.
Harry: Tell me the truth Draco.
Draco: Fine. It's Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall from Hogwarts.
Harry: Draco!
Draco: Well they were uh taking all the cresset rolls.
Harry: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Draco: I will not apologize for art.
Harry: Where are the other life boats?
Draco: Woah you won the Quidditch Cup, I didn't even notice that :')
Harry: Where are the other life boats Draco??
Draco: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottem of the ocean; I bit lots of holes into them :'')
Harry: Draco..!
Draco: I have a problem, I have a serious problem.
Harry: You are just.. Terrible today!
Draco: Shh... Can you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness. :)
Harry: That's the sound of people drowning, Draco =-=;
Draco: THAT is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence. :')
on June 07, 2016
What happens during summer break in Harry Potter...
Draco: *calling Harry at frickin 11 pm at night*
Draco: Yo Harryyy, I'm holding this awesome party at my manSioon...
Draco: Wanna coomeee?
Harry:
Harry: sure-
~ See More
Harry: *gets to the mansion to see stuff evEryWheRE*
Ron: What even-
Hermione: I expected more tbh
Harry: Draco-
Draco: heEYYYY *Throwing stuff everywhere like he's drunk* *sad thing is is that he isn't*
Harry:
Harry: Wtf why am I here
Draco: *is wearing a top that is between his mAnly mAn titties, a bright pink skirt, and boots* *hair is magically up in pigtails like wtf how* *lipstick is spread all across his face*
Harry: *suddenly gets dirty* Draco
Harry: You
Harry: Me
Harry: Pillows and sheets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Draco: cooOOOOL PILLOW FORT?????
Harry: Yeah that :')
Ron and Hermione: *casually snorting laughter in the corner*
thiS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE DRACO ALONE IN HIS MANSION.
Draco: *calling Harry at frickin 11 pm at night*
Draco: Yo Harryyy, I'm holding this awesome party at my manSioon...
Draco: Wanna coomeee?
Harry:
Harry: sure-
~ See More
Harry: *gets to the mansion to see stuff evEryWheRE*
Ron: What even-
Hermione: I expected more tbh
Harry: Draco-
Draco: heEYYYY *Throwing stuff everywhere like he's drunk* *sad thing is is that he isn't*
Harry:
Harry: Wtf why am I here
Draco: *is wearing a top that is between his mAnly mAn titties, a bright pink skirt, and boots* *hair is magically up in pigtails like wtf how* *lipstick is spread all across his face*
Harry: *suddenly gets dirty* Draco
Harry: You
Harry: Me
Harry: Pillows and sheets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Draco: cooOOOOL PILLOW FORT?????
Harry: Yeah that :')
Ron and Hermione: *casually snorting laughter in the corner*
thiS IS WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE DRACO ALONE IN HIS MANSION.
on June 06, 2016
Harry: *tapping his wand on Draco's head*
Draco: Harry what are you doing-
Harry: Dunno, I'm just WANDering what your breaking point is.
Draco:
Harry:
Draco:
Draco: You're even more dead to me then you ever were *drop kicks Harry to the sun* See More
Harry: Meh, it was worth it =v=
Draco: Harry what are you doing-
Harry: Dunno, I'm just WANDering what your breaking point is.
Draco:
Harry:
Draco:
Draco: You're even more dead to me then you ever were *drop kicks Harry to the sun* See More
Harry: Meh, it was worth it =v=
on June 06, 2016
Harry: And all the kids cried out-
Draco: *runs in screaming* pleaSE STOP YOU'RE SCaRING MeE
Harry:
Harry: I can't help this awful energy- *waits*
Harry: Gosh darn right you should be scared of me- *looks around for any signs of Draco and sighs of relief*
Harry: Who is-
Draco: *falls from the sky screeching the words* who iS IN CONTROOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
Draco: *runs in screaming* pleaSE STOP YOU'RE SCaRING MeE
Harry:
Harry: I can't help this awful energy- *waits*
Harry: Gosh darn right you should be scared of me- *looks around for any signs of Draco and sighs of relief*
Harry: Who is-
Draco: *falls from the sky screeching the words* who iS IN CONTROOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
on June 06, 2016
Just- just imagine a drunk Professor Snape-
He's that angry and p!ssed off drunk that is screaming at evERYTHING
"10 POINTS OFF SLYTHERIN, YOU ARE DOINF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!"
"5 POINTS OFF GRYFFINDOR FOR BREATHING TOO MUCH!!"
"5 POINTS OFF RAVENCLAW FOR SINGING IN CLASS!!"
Ahh
My imagination :'D See More
*someone casually draws a Harry face on a lightbulb*
Professor Snape: HARRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE CEILING?!
Harry: But I'm right here-
Professor Snape: WHAT IS A LIGHTBULB DOING ON THE GROUND?! *Causally trying to put him on the ceiling*
Harry: Why ;~;
He's that angry and p!ssed off drunk that is screaming at evERYTHING
"10 POINTS OFF SLYTHERIN, YOU ARE DOINF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!"
"5 POINTS OFF GRYFFINDOR FOR BREATHING TOO MUCH!!"
"5 POINTS OFF RAVENCLAW FOR SINGING IN CLASS!!"
Ahh
My imagination :'D See More
*someone casually draws a Harry face on a lightbulb*
Professor Snape: HARRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE CEILING?!
Harry: But I'm right here-
Professor Snape: WHAT IS A LIGHTBULB DOING ON THE GROUND?! *Causally trying to put him on the ceiling*
Harry: Why ;~;
on May 26, 2016
<<<Just started reading Harry Potter today
Already hates a character
Already hates a character
XD I keep trying to get my bff to read it but she won't.. SHE THINKS THEYD BE BORING BUT THEYRE THE BEST ;~;
on May 25, 2016
Oml XD I just started yesterday-
I feel so bad oml
Most of my friends have read the series like 6 times while I'm judt sitting here in the corner just started, silently internally crying
I feel so bad oml
Most of my friends have read the series like 6 times while I'm judt sitting here in the corner just started, silently internally crying
on May 25, 2016
on May 25, 2016
on May 23, 2016
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on May 22, 2016
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on May 15, 2016
