on March 14, 2019
meme songs that are actually really good:
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Take On Me - A-ha
Any song by Michael Jackson
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders
Baby I’m Yours - Breakbot
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People See More
September - Earth, Wind, and Fire
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Africa - Toto
All Star - Smash Mouth
Mad World - Gary Jules (even tho the original was better)
Down Under - Men At Work
Fireflies - Owl City
Only Time - Enya
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Wonderwall - Oasis
Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
That one Macintosh
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Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Take On Me - A-ha
Any song by Michael Jackson
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders
Baby I’m Yours - Breakbot
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People See More
September - Earth, Wind, and Fire
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Africa - Toto
All Star - Smash Mouth
Mad World - Gary Jules (even tho the original was better)
Down Under - Men At Work
Fireflies - Owl City
Only Time - Enya
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Wonderwall - Oasis
Sound of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
That one Macintosh
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on March 14, 2019
my aunt and i went out to eat and i told my aunt “happy pi day” and she was like “cool” and then i told her its been a year since hawking died and some guy in the checkout line just frowned at me
Ooops(tm)
Ooops(tm)
on March 14, 2019
on March 14, 2019
all of my Pokémon are grave disappointments except for 3. fuckk u Wooper, you lost to a Lv. 9 Metapod at Lv. 20.
the attacks kept missing and Metapod was using Harden until the defense couldn’t go up anymore
on March 14, 2019
on March 14, 2019
i love this vocabulary
mounch means snack
“i want a mounch”
“i want to mounch”
“damn sis u lookin like a mounch”
mounch means snack
“i want a mounch”
“i want to mounch”
“damn sis u lookin like a mounch”
on March 14, 2019
people who suck on hard candies and wait for them to get thin to chomp them are cowards.
crunch that shit when u first put it in ur mouth. only then will u be a tru hero.
crunch that shit when u first put it in ur mouth. only then will u be a tru hero.
on March 14, 2019
my intrusive thoughts are so weird that they make me laugh for no reason
like, sometimes they’ll be all like, “oh, you should just die. jump in front of the bus, do it pussy” but then, like yesterday, they were like, “get in the oven, put yourself in the oven” and i snorted so loud
like, sometimes they’ll be all like, “oh, you should just die. jump in front of the bus, do it pussy” but then, like yesterday, they were like, “get in the oven, put yourself in the oven” and i snorted so loud
on March 14, 2019
one time i laughed in class because i was painting and the thoughts were like “drink paint water” and “Eat the paint”
on March 14, 2019
on March 14, 2019
on March 14, 2019
i found a labeler in my aunt’s office and i printed “snee snee” and I’m putting them everywhere in my room when i come home
on March 14, 2019
im fuckedd y’all
MY BRO GOT MY PRIVATE INSTAGRAM, MY ASS IS IN TROUBLE ANNSJASNWSKJXNWSKXJN
MY BRO GOT MY PRIVATE INSTAGRAM, MY ASS IS IN TROUBLE ANNSJASNWSKJXNWSKXJN
on March 14, 2019
on March 14, 2019
what i consumed today ;;
1/4 bottle of water
half of a cup of coffee
n i n e slices of pizza
1/4 bottle of water
half of a cup of coffee
n i n e slices of pizza
on March 14, 2019
he did it again. every time he goes to work, he comes back with piles of dirty plates. what is wrong with you, alex. why do you insist on stealing dirty dishes. Dumb Ass
on March 14, 2019
one of my Sims is a kleptomaniac but the ONLY FUCKINN THING HE STEALS ARE DIRTY PLATES
YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT
YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT
on March 14, 2019
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on March 13, 2019
on March 13, 2019
i don't question the dialogue this movie has bc 1984 used weird vocabulary and wording but i think the thing that disturbed me the most about this movie was the guy that drank denture water
on March 13, 2019
on March 13, 2019
on March 13, 2019
"i slooshied"
BITCH I FUCKINN LAUGHED
BITCH I FUCKINN LAUGHED
pan-handle means erection
idk if he says it in the movie but just a btw if u decide to read the book:-)
idk if he says it in the movie but just a btw if u decide to read the book:-)
on March 13, 2019
on March 13, 2019
it only means i listened ??
thought he mean he was jackin it to Beethoven's 9th, damn that would've been funny
thought he mean he was jackin it to Beethoven's 9th, damn that would've been funny
on March 13, 2019
on March 13, 2019
on March 13, 2019