remember to be safe and actually have FUN tomorrow. you don't need to be a dick to have a good April's Fool
on April 01, 2019
hey i need a new best friend im replacing my old one pls hmu if u wanna be my new best friend
on April 01, 2019
most American history books be like: w h i t e p e o p l e p r o b l e m s a n d s t r u g g l e s w h i t e p e o p l e p r o b l e m s a n d s t r u g g l e s blackpeopleproblemsandstrugglesindigenouspeopleproblemsandstruggles no gays allowed peopleofcolorproblemsandstruggles w h i t e p e o p l e p r o b l e m s a n d s t r u g g l e s
on April 01, 2019
I was playing Stardew Valley and i was mining and I said, “hell yeah, I’m a whore for ore” and I think my aunt heard
on March 31, 2019
on March 31, 2019
on March 31, 2019
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I had a dream that I was stuck in a facility for teens and the admin was this power hungry douchebag who made them play games for their freedom, but the games were rigged and you couldn’t leave until you beat one of the games. Like, we played dodgeball to determine our freedom and the group that won could leave. The other team beat us and we had to stay, but I stabbed someone because he was a bully and I kinda got in trouble (I forgot the punishment). I was there and I was trying to help them escape but every time I did, I’d get in trouble. And a guy that I kinda like irl was there and I was his yandere assistant for a little while until I started an uprising and killed the director (who got his body switched into a baby’s, so we just killed the baby) and we escaped thanks to a crippled man who had the power of erasing people’s powers (oh yeah and we also had powers)
I remember one game was that we had to get through Year 9 to Year 7 in less than 30 minutes (makes no sense ik) but it was rigged, again. We were Santa’s “helpers” and we had to box and bag 30-60 gifts in around 30 minutes. But there were factors that prevented us from getting the job done easily. Like, the snow in the North Pole melts, we lose time. Goblins came out of the chimney to rape kids, that’s a present thrown away. Stuff that made our job super hard. And I was in charge of getting supplies for people, my friend Nikki was in charge of making sure the goblins didn’t come, etc. I know my irl crush was there, but I forgot his job. Anyway, we couldn’t beat the game and we lost. We got a prize for making it past a checkpoint though (Year 9), which was chocolate and a dip in the jacuzzi to clean up, but since I made fun of the director, I got coal instead. We all washed up and I got really close to my irl crush and stuff. He kept using up all the hot water though. Grr.
I remember the uprising. We were all grown up and stuff and we came after the director and killed him, but before we did that, he made us watch him rape a pregnant woman and she was begging for him to stop because it would kill the baby but he didn’t. The baby died and she had a miscarriage and we think she killed herself after.
The way I got there was because I was harboring this girl (ive seen her irl too, i think her name is Callie) in my first apartment (and Dave Grohl was there too, idk why) because she was being abused a home so I kept her with us, but she wanted to go back for her sister. She had a voodoo great grandma who thought we kidnapped her, so she led us to Columbia so we could prove we weren’t “bad” people (which was, like, less than 5 minutes to WALK there) and led us into the building which was the facility. At the end of the dream, everyone realized that she was in cahoots with director the whole time and tricked people into going there, so we killed her too by doing a spell.
Crazy ass dream lol
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I had a dream that I was stuck in a facility for teens and the admin was this power hungry douchebag who made them play games for their freedom, but the games were rigged and you couldn’t leave until you beat one of the games. Like, we played dodgeball to determine our freedom and the group that won could leave. The other team beat us and we had to stay, but I stabbed someone because he was a bully and I kinda got in trouble (I forgot the punishment). I was there and I was trying to help them escape but every time I did, I’d get in trouble. And a guy that I kinda like irl was there and I was his yandere assistant for a little while until I started an uprising and killed the director (who got his body switched into a baby’s, so we just killed the baby) and we escaped thanks to a crippled man who had the power of erasing people’s powers (oh yeah and we also had powers)
I remember one game was that we had to get through Year 9 to Year 7 in less than 30 minutes (makes no sense ik) but it was rigged, again. We were Santa’s “helpers” and we had to box and bag 30-60 gifts in around 30 minutes. But there were factors that prevented us from getting the job done easily. Like, the snow in the North Pole melts, we lose time. Goblins came out of the chimney to rape kids, that’s a present thrown away. Stuff that made our job super hard. And I was in charge of getting supplies for people, my friend Nikki was in charge of making sure the goblins didn’t come, etc. I know my irl crush was there, but I forgot his job. Anyway, we couldn’t beat the game and we lost. We got a prize for making it past a checkpoint though (Year 9), which was chocolate and a dip in the jacuzzi to clean up, but since I made fun of the director, I got coal instead. We all washed up and I got really close to my irl crush and stuff. He kept using up all the hot water though. Grr.
I remember the uprising. We were all grown up and stuff and we came after the director and killed him, but before we did that, he made us watch him rape a pregnant woman and she was begging for him to stop because it would kill the baby but he didn’t. The baby died and she had a miscarriage and we think she killed herself after.
The way I got there was because I was harboring this girl (ive seen her irl too, i think her name is Callie) in my first apartment (and Dave Grohl was there too, idk why) because she was being abused a home so I kept her with us, but she wanted to go back for her sister. She had a voodoo great grandma who thought we kidnapped her, so she led us to Columbia so we could prove we weren’t “bad” people (which was, like, less than 5 minutes to WALK there) and led us into the building which was the facility. At the end of the dream, everyone realized that she was in cahoots with director the whole time and tricked people into going there, so we killed her too by doing a spell.
Crazy ass dream lol
on March 31, 2019
on March 31, 2019
i am OFFICIALLY over Dakota. someone yell “YAY” for me!!!!!
today i found out hes a total dick and he called a girl stupid because she got something that he wanted and he didn’t get it. and hes really unmotivated and doesnt care about his band mates and doesnt respect and/or value their time. also he makes fun of people at their expense for his pleasure and hes a fuckiin asshole. so yeah!!!! no thanks, dont want him
today i found out hes a total dick and he called a girl stupid because she got something that he wanted and he didn’t get it. and hes really unmotivated and doesnt care about his band mates and doesnt respect and/or value their time. also he makes fun of people at their expense for his pleasure and hes a fuckiin asshole. so yeah!!!! no thanks, dont want him
on March 31, 2019
on March 30, 2019
it's the same thing all of the time. someone likes me. i don't like them. they get over me.
so why can't i get over the person i like?
so why can't i get over the person i like?
on March 30, 2019
well, i just got asked out today
on March 30, 2019
tmi/nsfw ;;
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ok on babie medication fuckinn SUUUCKS. still depressed, even more so, and more suicidal. yeah.
but my main issue is that i cannot fuckinn NUT ):<
it takes SO long to and it's terrible and i hate it
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ok on babie medication fuckinn SUUUCKS. still depressed, even more so, and more suicidal. yeah.
but my main issue is that i cannot fuckinn NUT ):<
it takes SO long to and it's terrible and i hate it
on March 30, 2019
on March 30, 2019
I laughed so hard that I couldn’t breathe now I got uh a headache. Owch
Here’s what you do you go into a quite dark room and lay down on a couch or bed and close your eyes and it should go away
on March 30, 2019
on March 30, 2019