spells be all like, “you need water, wine, candles, a feather from dove, a scale of a dragon, and a tooth from Cthulhu”
jk tho but fr
HOW CAN I BUY SO MANY CANDLES WITHOUT BEING QUESTIONED, GEE GOLLY
jk tho but fr
HOW CAN I BUY SO MANY CANDLES WITHOUT BEING QUESTIONED, GEE GOLLY
on December 29, 2018
my cousin is 13 years old, she’s out to her family, has a girlfriend and p much has had sex
??? I wonder where the nearest bridge is so I can jump off of it
??? I wonder where the nearest bridge is so I can jump off of it
on December 29, 2018
I FORGOT THAT I COULD USE MY TAROT CARDS TO CAST A CIRCLE DOMEOCJXINDCBDCB
NO MORE GATHERING ROCKS AND STICKS, BABEY
NO MORE GATHERING ROCKS AND STICKS, BABEY
on December 29, 2018
time to commence my first spell!! wish me luck
it was just a word spell
just enough to stave me over til i get the supplies for a proper spell uwu
just enough to stave me over til i get the supplies for a proper spell uwu
on December 29, 2018
on December 29, 2018
on December 29, 2018
i want my pfp to be my face but ew i have no good pics and i have no good looks
on December 28, 2018
yikes
staying home for my bday instead of enjoying the one day that’s about me
yay
staying home for my bday instead of enjoying the one day that’s about me
yay
on December 28, 2018
cards: please.......jay, you’ve got to stop asking us about your love life everyday, pleaseee
me: NOT UNTIL I GET THE ANSWER I WANT
me: NOT UNTIL I GET THE ANSWER I WANT
on December 28, 2018
me: capricorn season bitches!! better watch out!!
also me: *stays in my room, crying*
also me: *stays in my room, crying*
on December 28, 2018
the ppl who r bold enough to set their face as their pfp have my utmost respect. specifically tide, duckie, and vanny. braver than our troops
on December 28, 2018
i HATE it how u all responded in the order that i listed u
that never happens and it’s so weird
that never happens and it’s so weird
on December 28, 2018
on December 28, 2018
on December 28, 2018
what should i draw
on December 28, 2018
i hope my tarot cards dont murder me in sleep for playing favorites oh man oh boy im a goner
on December 28, 2018
My favorite Major Arcana in order (pls dont kill me cards, we all play favorites oh god oh fuckk)(and these are all upright, no reversals) ;;
1. The Hermit - My main man! I get so happy when I see him because it means I’m on the right track. Just gotta chill out and look inwards.
2. Justice - Truth? Clarification?? Hook me up, sis. Love that. Tell me the truth even though it hurts ??
3. The Lovers - Yes!! Relationship time! Whether it be friendships, lover interests, or just See More partners, it’s always a good time with the Lovers. (unless reversed then YIKES!!!)
4. Temperance - Wow, what a goddess. Giving ME a say in what my options are as well showing me patience?? Slay
5. The Hanged Man/Strength - These two are a power couple to me. Having the bravery (Strength) to sacrifice something precious to you (The Hanged Man)??? What a pair of studs
6. The Magician/The Star - The creator of “as above so below”. What an icon for equality. And The Star?? Gives me an egg during trying times uwu
7. Death/Wheel Of Fortune - STOP!! GIVING!! DEATH!! A BAD!! NAME!!!! IT MEANS CHANGE!!! A RENEWAL!!! You better be glad to get Death if your life is going to shit. And for WoF, its just a sign for a continuous cycle, nothin new
8. The Sun - Success time babey!! Time to reap what you’ve sown and to GAIN THAT GRAIN. Good job for u
9. The Chariot/The Emperor - Both are in control and both have the power to change something, and they’re lending you that power?? Damn, they are rly out here taking charge
10. Judgement/The High Priestess - I would’ve ranked them lower, but they both intimidate the hell outta me. They’re basically sayin, “hey fuckwad, you’ve really fuckedd things up,” and that’ll make u think abt what you’ve done >> especially Judgement
11. The Fool - What a happy card!! Would’ve ranked it higher, but innocence doesn’t really speak to me anymore
12. The World (wryy) - Would’ve ranked it lower, actually, but I couldn’t bc it gives me a sense of accomplishment. I hate the end of journeys tho, they make me incomplete
13. The Hierophant - I don’t!! Like!! Tradition!! No way, no how! I like shakin things up, and I aint a stickler for the rules either
14. The Devil - STOP PLAYING with my emotions!! And stop remindin me I eat too much junk food 3:
15. The Tower - The epitome of disaster. Run.
16. The Moon - As much as I love Mother Moon, I HATE ambiguity and being played tricks upon 3:
17. The Empress - I JUST DO NOT LIKE FERTILITY. IF I GET THAT CARD, IM GOING TO TAKE MY UTERUS OUT
1. The Hermit - My main man! I get so happy when I see him because it means I’m on the right track. Just gotta chill out and look inwards.
2. Justice - Truth? Clarification?? Hook me up, sis. Love that. Tell me the truth even though it hurts ??
3. The Lovers - Yes!! Relationship time! Whether it be friendships, lover interests, or just See More partners, it’s always a good time with the Lovers. (unless reversed then YIKES!!!)
4. Temperance - Wow, what a goddess. Giving ME a say in what my options are as well showing me patience?? Slay
5. The Hanged Man/Strength - These two are a power couple to me. Having the bravery (Strength) to sacrifice something precious to you (The Hanged Man)??? What a pair of studs
6. The Magician/The Star - The creator of “as above so below”. What an icon for equality. And The Star?? Gives me an egg during trying times uwu
7. Death/Wheel Of Fortune - STOP!! GIVING!! DEATH!! A BAD!! NAME!!!! IT MEANS CHANGE!!! A RENEWAL!!! You better be glad to get Death if your life is going to shit. And for WoF, its just a sign for a continuous cycle, nothin new
8. The Sun - Success time babey!! Time to reap what you’ve sown and to GAIN THAT GRAIN. Good job for u
9. The Chariot/The Emperor - Both are in control and both have the power to change something, and they’re lending you that power?? Damn, they are rly out here taking charge
10. Judgement/The High Priestess - I would’ve ranked them lower, but they both intimidate the hell outta me. They’re basically sayin, “hey fuckwad, you’ve really fuckedd things up,” and that’ll make u think abt what you’ve done >> especially Judgement
11. The Fool - What a happy card!! Would’ve ranked it higher, but innocence doesn’t really speak to me anymore
12. The World (wryy) - Would’ve ranked it lower, actually, but I couldn’t bc it gives me a sense of accomplishment. I hate the end of journeys tho, they make me incomplete
13. The Hierophant - I don’t!! Like!! Tradition!! No way, no how! I like shakin things up, and I aint a stickler for the rules either
14. The Devil - STOP PLAYING with my emotions!! And stop remindin me I eat too much junk food 3:
15. The Tower - The epitome of disaster. Run.
16. The Moon - As much as I love Mother Moon, I HATE ambiguity and being played tricks upon 3:
17. The Empress - I JUST DO NOT LIKE FERTILITY. IF I GET THAT CARD, IM GOING TO TAKE MY UTERUS OUT
on December 28, 2018
“It’s a bookcase. Also known as a ‘cool word zone’ or a ‘thing you can’t even slightly fill yourself, Steven, you’ll never find a publisher, and all that time you spend in your study is time you could spend with your kids’, depending where you’re from.”
on December 28, 2018
my friends invited a girl i don’t like to my bday party
yay
yay
babe you gotta speak up. its YOUR day. tell them you dont want people you havent approved of at the party
on December 28, 2018
on December 28, 2018
why did THEY invite someone to YOUR party? When I had my party it was strictly only the people on the list to prevent any drama.
When a girl crashed it I went OFF on her.
When a girl crashed it I went OFF on her.
on December 28, 2018
on December 27, 2018
on December 27, 2018