Adderstar - Page 16

I've shared the epilogue with a bunch of people for constructive criticism. Only one person's guessed what's up with Ashley.

Me: "Do you have a quid on you?"
Person: "A what?"
Me: "Exactly."

A lot of people IRL ask me, "Why do you dress like a guy and go by guy names?"

First of all, girls can wear suits too. What, just because I don't wear something pink and glittery, it automatically makes me a guy? Or are you referring to cosplaying? In that case, I just cosplay as fictional characters that I find interesting. I do female characters too, like Princess Leia or Neytiri. This relates back to the names thing. They're nicknames. I go by whatever character I am being See More that year. Since I was Dean this year, I go by Dean. If I was being Clara Oswald, I would go by Clara. I'm not trans, it's just a cosplay thing.

Just needed to get that off my chest.

Me: *calmly expressing my opinion*
Person: "You shut your f*****g mouth you little fugly little whore."
Me: "It's a piehole, you ignorant b***h."

You know how everyone has that one song that gets you pumped, gets you hyped up for something? (Currently listening to mine.)

What's yours?

"Smells like b***h in here, right?"
~Sal Vulcano, Impractical Jokers

*sniffs the air*
Does it smell like moron, or is it just me?

If Matt ever tries to kiss me or anything, I'm just gonna turn on some Beyonce and start singing "Single Ladies."

Put a ring on it if you like it, brother!

*hears Imperial March*
MUST MARCH.
*gets up and starts marching around the house*

Weird Al is King of Weird

I love it when people take a fail and make it absolutely awesome.

Actual YouTube Comments

Commenter 1: "She has the voice of an angle."
Commenter 2: "Really? How many degrees?"

I was listening to Stereo Hearts, and when I saw that it was by Gym Class Heroes, I thought it said Gym Class Herpes for a second! XD