Taylor: *explaining her whole orientation to me*
Me: *everything just flew over my head*
Taylor: So what about you?
Me: ...
Taylor: ...Emily?
Me: GOD FAMMIT I'M A STRAIGHT WHITE @$$HOLE YOU SHOULD NOW THIS BY NOW
Me: *everything just flew over my head*
Taylor: So what about you?
Me: ...
Taylor: ...Emily?
Me: GOD FAMMIT I'M A STRAIGHT WHITE @$$HOLE YOU SHOULD NOW THIS BY NOW
on June 03, 2015
Being called something other than a girl gives me the sudden urge to Hulk Smash a wall.
Ikr, or someone saying I'm "just a girl" or anything else sexist makes me swear I will tear their windpipe out
on June 03, 2015
on June 03, 2015
on June 03, 2015
Hello random citizens of this place called Earth.
on June 03, 2015
Sorry about that rant back there. I've just had to explain that so many times to my non-Catholic friends.
on June 03, 2015
*sighs* Here we go... again...
This is Roman Catholicism in less than 3 minutes.
The Holy Trinity consists of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. They are 3 different persons, yet they are one at the same time. The Holy Trinity consists of the Lover (God the Father), the Beloved (God the Son) and the love between them (God the Holy Spirit). In this unity, they are 3 yet one at the same time. When he became human, Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary and conceived by the Holy See More Spirit (because, you know, he's God). Joseph WASN'T Jesus' biological father, but more of a step-father of sorts. I can personally relate, because I have both a biological dad and a step-father. Jesus was fully human and fully God at the same time.
If that confused you, that's because it's not meant to be understood. That's why it's called a mystery.
This is Roman Catholicism in less than 3 minutes.
The Holy Trinity consists of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. They are 3 different persons, yet they are one at the same time. The Holy Trinity consists of the Lover (God the Father), the Beloved (God the Son) and the love between them (God the Holy Spirit). In this unity, they are 3 yet one at the same time. When he became human, Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary and conceived by the Holy See More Spirit (because, you know, he's God). Joseph WASN'T Jesus' biological father, but more of a step-father of sorts. I can personally relate, because I have both a biological dad and a step-father. Jesus was fully human and fully God at the same time.
If that confused you, that's because it's not meant to be understood. That's why it's called a mystery.
on June 03, 2015
Me: *dreaming about explosions* *wakes up* DAMMIT!!
~At school~
Me: *telling friend about dream*
Eve: We have GOT to reenact that sometime!!
~At school~
Me: *telling friend about dream*
Eve: We have GOT to reenact that sometime!!
on June 03, 2015
Does anyone else share a strange fascination with explosions?
on June 03, 2015
Everyone: *talking about different sexualities*
Me: *watching The Slow Mo Guys* EXPLOSIONS!!! GRENADES!!! YESSS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: *watching The Slow Mo Guys* EXPLOSIONS!!! GRENADES!!! YESSS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
on June 03, 2015
on June 03, 2015
on June 03, 2015
Haaaalp
on June 03, 2015
I can imagine a researcher doing a documentary about fangirls.
Researcher: And here we have the exotic fangirls. They come in many subspecies and they all speak slightly different dialects.
Whovian: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more ilke a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey... stuff.
Hunter: Saving people, hunting things! The family business!
Jedi: May the Force be with you. See More
Avengers Fan: JUST KISS THE PILLOW ALREADY, TONY!!
Sherlockian: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Ringer: Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo!
Potterhead: Doesn't ANYONE read Hogwarts: A History?
Homestuck Fangirl: SQUIRREL IS THE HUMAN WORD FOR NUT-CREATURE.
Bronies: I will love and tolerate the crap out of you!
Researcher: Quite an interesting species.
Researcher: And here we have the exotic fangirls. They come in many subspecies and they all speak slightly different dialects.
Whovian: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more ilke a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey... stuff.
Hunter: Saving people, hunting things! The family business!
Jedi: May the Force be with you. See More
Avengers Fan: JUST KISS THE PILLOW ALREADY, TONY!!
Sherlockian: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Ringer: Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo!
Potterhead: Doesn't ANYONE read Hogwarts: A History?
Homestuck Fangirl: SQUIRREL IS THE HUMAN WORD FOR NUT-CREATURE.
Bronies: I will love and tolerate the crap out of you!
Researcher: Quite an interesting species.
on June 03, 2015
F afj anfqewtetqwetqpetuewi. gag qewtbqewtj qpet?
(Only one person I know will understand this.)
(Only one person I know will understand this.)
on June 03, 2015