on August 27, 2019
I told her. Are gave me a small plush bear. We’re seeing each other tonight at a park : )
on August 26, 2019
And how do I hide a relationship from my parents
on August 26, 2019
How do I tell someone I like them without telling them
on August 26, 2019
please don’t try to convince people that you and nia are together.
Literally everyone????? Nia wants absolutely nothing to do with you. I can’t see why you can’t get that through your thick, self centered skull. Get over yourself. He doesn’t want to be with you.
on August 26, 2019
on August 26, 2019
Micheal: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Jeremy: No, it’s called highjacking.
Rich: Guys, no it’s weedwhacking
Christine: No it’s called disappointing your mother.
Jeremy: No, it’s called highjacking.
Rich: Guys, no it’s weedwhacking
Christine: No it’s called disappointing your mother.
on August 26, 2019
We love getting anxiety over simple things that literally don’t mean anything
on August 25, 2019
Might get vsco bc it’s the closest thing to Instagram I can get-
on August 25, 2019
jeremy: if we got married whos last name wou-
michael: yours.
jeremy: but wh-
michael: hey vsauce michael heere
michael: yours.
jeremy: but wh-
michael: hey vsauce michael heere
on August 24, 2019
People writing Evan in fics: Evan doesn’t use bad language uwu uwu hes too innocent for that
Me writing Evan:
Evan; fUCKK BITCH ASS PUSS Y TIDDY DICK
Me writing Evan:
Evan; fUCKK BITCH ASS PUSS Y TIDDY DICK
on August 24, 2019
we ate lunch and then she walked me to my class... I really wanted to hold her hand
on August 23, 2019
on August 23, 2019
Wearing a long sleeve shirt in 103 degree weather and I’m still cold. It’s very uncomfortable. I want a blanket.
on August 23, 2019
on August 23, 2019
on August 23, 2019
y’all remember the boob war???
on August 22, 2019
on August 22, 2019