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Profe (Laughing Jack)

~~~~Profile~~~~
Name: Laughing Jack
Nicknames: Lj, Monochrome IT, (I call him tall striped MotherF*cker)
Age; Who knows (Older than me for sure)
Gender; Male
Hair; Black
Favorite Color; Black & White
Eye color; Small Black Iris in the center of a pool of white
Likes; Candy, Killing little snot-nosed brats, Ballons, Candy, Stripes, Circus, CANDY CANDY CANDY (Must I press the subject more?)
Dislikes; Kids (There is definitely other things that I DIDN'T WRITE DOWN)
Symbol; A yellow balloon with either a complete black smiley face or a black frowny face
Weakness; Lack of Candy, Issac (Don't bring him up while facing him, he will go full rampage... I think... Their status together is unknown if they still hate each other or are just friends again)
Kills?; Yes, Kids (4-12) Adults when necessary
Addicted to; Laughing (Dude, same), Candy
Personality; (Not accurate, just my opinion) Carefree, Enjoys having fun, Kind unless he doesn't like you (Like every other person in this world-)
Lines; "Pop goes the weasel", "Can't spell slaughter without laughter" (these are his most known)
Weapon(s); Poison Candy, Claws (There's probably others, but meh =>=)
Odd tidbit; His nose (In my opinion) is the best nose out there!
~~~Bonus~~~
I was writing this while I was halfway through my makeup-