High BEN And Balloon Rush

Confuzzlment And Confusement

It hadn't been a whole minute before BEN was off again, running upstairs for something "important". I really didn't want to know what had gone on up there, just because BEN was BEN. I stood up, about to go into my own room, until Masky walked in.
"Hey...... What was up with BEN earlier?"
"Well," I answer, "He's BEN. What do you think happened?"
"Yeah, I have my guesses... Considering he's apparently yelling things like 'sugoi', 'kawaii', and 'princessu-chan'..." Masky doesn't look confused at all. He knows.
"Exactly... And I'm afraid it'll get worse later..."
"Well then... I'm going... Before he comes back." Masky walked upstairs, leaving me to myself. I guess I should wait for BEN to come down. But, I really don't want to deal with him. Then again, he is hilarious when he's like this. Should I go or wait? As I argued with myself, I noticed I was wasting time. GUYS! EVERYONE WHO IS TALKING IN MY HEAD, SHUT UP! And that ended it. I wanted to wait so I could laugh some more.
BEN came back down, looking a bit confused as he saw me.
"Why are you still here?"
"Why not? I have absolutely nothing to do."
"Yeah, sure you don't. I got some more important things to do, so I'll see ya later."
More important things? Like what, looking at a porno? I stood up, eager to eavesdrop on whatever he was gonna do. Looking around the corner, BEN is pestering Slender. That was my second guess!
"Slendy. Hey, Slenderman. Slendy. Slendddy."
"What, child?!"
"Hi."
Slendy gave him that look. You know, the one that says 'don't mess with me right now'. Even if he has no face, I could tell that was the look.
BEN chuckled and came back to me. "That was all... Wait... I have something! Something important to say to you!"
"And what is that?"
"Balloons..."
"Balloons?"
"Balloons..." He ran upstairs, coming back five seconds later, throwing me a pack of one-hundred balloons from the top of the stairs. Catching them, I knew exactly what to do. It's balloon time...