Me and My Sister (1)

Texting

It's time for something funny, so here are a few of our random text conversations:

Me: "Thank you, I like to wear a shoe, and eat green goo, and write a haiku, and cows go moo, and ghosts say boo, and owls go who, and people cheer whoo, and to cute things we coo, and we go to the zoo, and this is all true, and I did a poo, and I met Mr. Gru, and my flower seeds grew, and the birds flew, and the wind blew, and I felt blue, and I got a clue, oh, what should I do?"
Her: "Step in some goo"
Her: "It's owls go HOO not WHO" (she was saying that instead of "owls go who," I should have said "owls go hoo")
Me: "No way, I want to jump in hay, and swim in the bay, and venture to the cay, all in one day, and the colors in the weaving are gay, and I saw a blue jay, and eggs are what chickens lay, and I was born in May, and horses go neigh, and money's what we pay, and the sun shines a ray, and this is what I say, and that street is one way, and happy people say yay."
Her: "Guess what? I'm GAY" (I told her that she shouldn't joke about/make fun of that, and she said "I wasn't, I was just lying so I could finish the rhyme!")
Her: "!"
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Her: "Yo. Wanna talk?"
Me: "Grandpa Pops McBob.................... I'm writing the script for a movie, Mustache Baconator." (she loves mustaches, bacon, and the name Bob)
Her: "Cool!       ??    ?"
Me: "Is that.. a boy farting and a girl running away?"
Her: "No it's a boy running away from the girl after they broke up"
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Her: "Bro dis is ubaweviboll!!!!!!"
Her: "Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!!"
Her: "Waaaaanna wanna wanna talk talk talk???????"