The Ugly Barnacle

The Ugly Barnacle

Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end. What? Did you really expect me to come up with something creative? Okay well guess I'll add on to it. So then when everyone died, The ugly barnacle was all alone. But that's okay because nobody like him anyway. So he made himself pretty. And let me tell ya, he was really f**king hot. But too bad everybody was dead and couldn't see him. Oh well. Better? No? Well that's too bad because I'm too lazy to write anything else so.... Besides do you really want to listen to me blab on about a barnacle? I have more important things to do. Like sleep under a rock and catch jellyfish and be fat or something. This is honestly the best I can do. So what do I do now?
Do I publish this or something? Well I'm just going to make Spongebob do it for me. Also, I'm typing this on a laptop underwater. Why does this even work it should be broken! We can also set things on fire underwater so that's also something. Not logical, but something. And I could blab on forever and ever about other stupid things, but honestly this is getting really boring. But I hope you enjoyed this garbage. If you did... uh, I'm not sure. SPONGEBOB! WHAT DO YOU TELL PEOPLE IF THEY LIKED SOMETHING THAT YOU MADE ON THE INTERNET?
Oh right I have to ask him in person. Hold on a second. Okay, he said something about "liking and subscribing or fallowing" so yea I guess you do that. I really have no idea what that means. But I mean it sounds cool so. What does that even mean? I'm going to ask Spongbob, hold on. He said it's when people like what you made so they click the "like button" and fallow you and yea.