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Pink cum

There is literally pink cum on Sonic’s face what the actual fucc is this shit? Can you believe this shit, I don’t have to put up with this shit, fuccin’ hell with this shit, when I was born I was 2 feet tall and stuck in a manger, but now I got 35 dollars back thanks to Oatmeal and Groitus law firm that’s right Oatmeal and Groitus law firm will get you your money back for the cost of a single nickel that’s right a nickel again a nickel please don’t edit this to make it sound like we are saying the gamer word anyways back to this ugly ass pink cum shit

what the fucc why is the cum pink and why is it on Sonic what if I wanted to be the one drenched in pink cum huh I’m way more slurry than sonic and I’m more legal give me the pink cum you sick fucc you fucki biece of bitch I will scream at you for ten hours let me get some a that no don’t let sonic have more pink cum it’s my turn fucc you

move out of the way sonic fucc you sonic I was nice to you and everything Knuckles doesn’t deserve to be your friend he stole everything from me even that valentine that’s right the valentine he gave you it was from me sonic I was the one who made it Knuckles just stole it I hate your guts Knuckles I wish you were dead I was supposed to be team sonic me me not you me I can’t believe you did this to me waaah

I was such a good boy and I did all I could but you always stole my victories from me well guess what Knuckles and sonic I’m getting married to Queen aleena from the sonic underground and she’ll take care of me and I’ll be much better than you sonic I’m going to steal your mother’s love from you so you know how I felt when Knuckles took credit for what I did for you when I was younger you mother fuccer no wait I’m the mother fuccEr because I’m banging Queen aleena now fucc you I hate you Knuckles I’m gonna kill you and once I’m done I’ll crawl into the stove and end it to evade jail