FIGHT!
Wario and Donkey Kong were sitting, waiting to be chosen for another NEW Mario game. Both Wario, and Donkey Kong were chosen for: "Super Smash Bros."! Both were excited, until Mario said: "You two need to prove to me, that you're fighting material!" Wario and Donkey Kong both glanced over at each other, and were ready to fight! Wario and Donkey Kong punch each other at the same time. Wario, then "Shoulder Charges" into Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong gets mad, so he decides to go hard on Wario! Donkey Kong "Giant Punch"s Wario, and Wario flies away... Wario comes back, with a teleporter! It was going to let Wario teleport! Donkey Kong brings out Rambi! Wario pulls his "Wario Bike"! Wario then gets off his "Wario Bike", almost immediately, to dodge Donkey Kong, and Rambi. It has been a minute since this fight started! Donkey Kong squishes Wario with his palms, and Wario turns into: "Flat Wario"! Wario then jumps off a cliff, as he slowly comes down... DONKEY KONG?! Donkey Kong is desperate to be in this game, so he comes down to! Donkey Kong was lazy, until now! Donkey Kong, seems to be plummeting to his death! WAIT WHAT?! Wario lands safely a few moments after, and turns back into Wario. Donkey Kong now dizzy, and Wario now fully charged... Yes, with the "Wario Waft"... Wario farts, on the already dazed Donkey Kongs' head, and Donkey Kongs' head explodes, with blood and brain pieces everywhere... Wario then decides to "Ground Pound" Donkey Kongs' corpse, and the same thing happens... But with different parts. Wario then realizes that he jumped off a cliff, and then sits down for a few seconds, before realizing he had some garlic left over, and turned into: "Warioman"! Wario then flies up to return to the roster of another great "Super Smash Bros."game, leaving Donkey Kongs' corpse behind...
K.O.!
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