Dan Howell (me) and The Joker
Dan Howell: oh... ffffffThe Joker: We'll hello
Dan Howell: no..no...no...no..no..
The Joker: You look nervous… is it the scars?
Dan Howell: wait.... aren't you always with Harley or something
The Joker: Not today, I'm just alone today
Dan Howell: .............. *sneezes*
Dan Howell: are you wearing perfume?
The Joker: *goes closer to you* we'll I get I just got millions of dollars killing people. I need to smell good
The Joker: You don't need to be scared of me by the way. I don't want to hurt you.
Dan Howell: what the....?!?!?! IM ALLERGIC TO PERFUME!!!! AND YOUR WEARING ladies PERFUME!!!!!!!!!!
Dan Howell: oh my gosh... you speak SO SLOW
The Joker: CALM DOWN! IF I DONT TOUCH YOU, YOU WILL BE FINE. Jesus I thought I wouldn't have to yell and argue with a young British person
Dan Howell: WHAT?!?!?!?! WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?
The Joker: A LOT GOES ON IN MY HEAD! I believe that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger
Dan Howell: *starts singing 'What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger* *stops, slaps self* Are you kidding me Dan. You had to start singing it...
The Joker: ok dude really
Dan Howell: wait... you said stranger not stronger.... oops
The Joker: Yes stranger
Dan Howell: stranger... stringer... stranger... stronger
The Joker: wait…
Dan Howell: im so confused...
The Joker: wait one second…
Dan Howell: one second has gone by
Dan Howell: im not waiting any longer
Dan Howell: *turns around and starts walking away*
The Joker: *laughs loudly* are you that British guy that does YouTube videos with this other guy that is British.
The Joker: You are dan and your friend is phil
The Joker: I KNEW IT
Dan Howell: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME!? WHAT THE HECK??
The Joker: I WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT ON MY COMPUTER
Dan Howell: o.o
The Joker: my whole gang watched
Dan Howell: *raises eyebrow* really? gang? are you serious right now?
The Joker: yeah, you wanna meet them?
Dan Howell: wait... whos all in your "gang"
The Joker: *laughs* oh gang come out, your favorite person is here! Dan you wanted to see and here… they… are… *all these men in clown masks come out*
Dan Howell: AHHHHHHHHH! CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns and runs away* CLOWNS ARE so FREAKY....
The Joker: *one guy in a clown mask says omg dan I love your videos so much* dan how did you talk to me for five minutes and your scared of these guys. They have regular faces
Dan Howell: *shaking in fear*
The Joker: come on guys take off you masks. *they take them off* see now they are people like you
Dan Howell: I STILL hate clowns.... get away.... you're creeping me out, masks or not.
The Joker: *look at one of the guys and the guy goes up to you. Dan I just wanted to say, I've was the one that told the joker about you. I've been watching since the day you started. You may not care but I just wanted to let you know I think your really funny*
Dan Howell: um ok... im really sorry to say this... buyt I gotta go.... FilmAnotherVideoWithPhil... *runs away*
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