A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing

A dating profile for Skyler

Sincere woman hopes to forge open and honest relationship with man who respects honesty *that picture is a picture of my dream dude right there*

Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory and our great tragedy.

Good day lads!

I'm a hilarious sort of lady, who likes nothing more than playing games with the right man.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my friendly personality, closely followed by my smashing legs. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My legs and arms are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the hilarious person I am.

I work as a doctor, helping members of the public. This allows me to exercise my skills: leadership and saving lives. I would like to tell you about the time I met My aunt, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.

My life goals include:
Fight a dragon
Become the best doctor I can be
Help all the members of the public in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be intelligent and friendly. You won't be afraid to be honest and will have a healthy respect for honesty.

My ideal date would involve watching anime in Canada with a handsome man by my side. While we're there, I compliment your colorful eyes.

Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of lady I am.

When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.

I urge you, get in touch

Skyler Hoppkins