What did I say?

ERZA?

Happy and Natsu were in the café. The waitress came over to their table. She looked a lot like Mirajane. then, natsu double checked her hair. "same hair style!" he checked her arm, "fairy tail tattoo!" and he checked her name tag. "MIRAJANE!" they both said.
Mirajane smiled, and waved at Happy and Natsu. 'hey, natsu! Hey happy!" She welcomed.
"what are you doing here?" asked Happy.
"well, this is my second job. You will see other Fairy Tail members from the guild here, too." explained mirajane.
Natsu and happy nodded and ordered. "jeez, everything on here... is too expensive." natsu thought of Lucy "Our love is gone."
Happy turned. He was not in the mood to say "he loooves her!" he cried, instead. He missed Lucy.
He lifted his tiny paws and sobbed. A light bulb came on top of happy's head. "we can find a new Lucy!"
Natsu nodded. "at least Mira is more kind, too." he peeked over his seat and saw a red headed girl.
"at least she might be more nice.... right?" he tapped her head.
She grabbed the table, and smacked Natsu with it. Her face, her, hair... ERZA?! There was a doll on the other seat. He looked like Jellal. "DO NOY RUIN A MAN AND WOMENS DATE!" Ezra said.
He nodded. "Lucy left the guild!" Ezra stopped. She froze like Natsu did before.