3. Go To Your Local Dollar Store and Ask the Cashier Dumb Questions
Me: What color are your blueberries?Cashier: Are you on medication?
Me: No. Why?
Cashier: Oh, nothing. Just the fact that you are OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Me: How much does your $1.00 bread cost?
Cashier: You are an idiot.
Me: Why, thank you kind sir/ma'am. ._.
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