~Short stories with Swift~

~Short stories with Swift~

Hey yo! Swift Element here! And welcome to a new story! Everyday (Maybe everyday...) I'll add multiple chapters to this book! These stories are all but depressing! (Maybe...) So, I hope you enjoy and I'll see you all on the other side! Later my Elements! (All chapters are literally Short)

published on November 14, 2014not completed

GET POWNED!

The day before yesterday,
This kid in class tried to hit on my friend, and this happened.

Kid: Hey.
Friend:
Kid: HEY
Friend: What?
Kid: You know, There should be a warning sign on my d*ck.
Friend: Excuse me?
Kid: Yeah, it should say choking hazard, lol *High fives his bros*
Friend: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?

~The End~
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In number 2:
True fact - there are at least 7 BILLION people in the world.
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XD
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Awesome! :D
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Thank you :3
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You're Welcome.
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