~Short stories with Swift~

Retardation to the fullest...

Couple months ago, me, and two other friends of mine were talking about Earth for a Earth day project.
Then, all of a sudden, my friend says;
"There aren't even 100 million people on this planet you idiot!"
And my other friend turns to her, and says;
"Are you f*cking kidding me, you idiot. There are more than 100 billion people on Earth you dumb f*ck."
And I'm over here like;
"When can I shoot you...?"

~The End~
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