~Short stories with Swift~

~Short stories with Swift~

Hey yo! Swift Element here! And welcome to a new story! Everyday (Maybe everyday...) I'll add multiple chapters to this book! These stories are all but depressing! (Maybe...) So, I hope you enjoy and I'll see you all on the other side! Later my Elements! (All chapters are literally Short)

published on November 14, 2014not completed

The Dad...

So, my friend sent me a text........
and I almost died laughing, it read;
"My Dad Just Tripped Over My skaTEBOARD AND SAID;
"I GUESS I DON'T GOT NO MOTHAF*CKIN RAD SKILLZ DAWG"
MY FATHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD JAPANESE MAN"

~The End~
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In number 2:
True fact - there are at least 7 BILLION people in the world.
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XD
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Awesome! :D
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Thank you :3
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You're Welcome.
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