Bobie's 1st Grade Diary

tip moi's hat

HELO! its bobie! and me iz da back! zo... today is me's first day of da first grade! bobertino cames to ma housey and gave meh a top hat! I tipped it lak a boss and saisd "hello there!" Bobertino say he got prune juice and me lak: I WANT! so i made prune flavored soap and brpught it in for show and tell! everyone laked it and after a tipped mois hate laka boss! da teacher said that was "inappropriet" behavior 4 da first grade and me waz lak: NAHA!? then a got all EPIC and soked her in da FAT FACE! >: D he glasses flew off and land in da lap of BOBYWOBBY the class pet. he's a buffalo. he gruffed and skewered the teacher with da meterstick. i went home early. I went home and wrote a song bout me's schoolio coolio! it go lak this :
JADAJADAJADA
school aint cool
bobywobby bufallo
kill da teacher!
JADAJADAJADA
school is fun
like a pun
that ate the sun
JADAJADAJADa
school is poop
poop McScoop
latitylatitylat!
JADAJADAJADA
school is strange
i need to change
my very deranged
DIPER! (jk tho)
JADAAAJADAAJADDAA!
JADAJADAJADA
school aint cool
bobywobby bufallo
kill da teacher!
JADAJADAJADA
school is fun
like a pun
that ate the sun
JADAJADAJADa
school is poop
poop McScoop
latitylatitylat!
JADAJADAJADA
school is strange
i need to change
my very deranged
DIPER! (jk tho)
JADAAAJADAAJADDAA!