Ticci Toby

Axe + Axe

"I made you waffles, Toby!" Announced mom.
I got up, and walked away. "Dear! They're your favorite!" She yelled.
I looked back at mom and groaned.. "I don't care for waffles anymore." I explained.
I walked outside and grabbed two axes. I walked up to my father and pinned him down. "DID YOU HEAR ME YESTERDAY, I SAID DON'T TOUCH ME!" He demanded.
I ignored him. And sliced him until you could not see his face no more. His guts flied. My mom ran in. "I got you more waffles! Your joke was so fun- TOBY! WHY WOULD YOU!" She cried. She dropped the plate and screamed to call 911.
I ran into the garage and kept my axes. I put on a little mask. I ran outside and hid into the woods, and dropped oil all over... and slowly dropped the match on the floor...