Water's Edge (1)

HOW THE FUDGE DID YOU NOT DIE?

I walk down the stairs and into the living room only to be met by E.J and Jeff sitting on the couch watching a horror movie! I watch for a few seconds when I feel something grab my shoulder and turn me around!

I squeak slightly and I hear Ben’s laughter followed by E.J and Jeff! I say “yall better stop laughing before I cut your tongues off!” Jeff and E.J stop laughing knowing I’m not kidding but Ben continues laughing! I walk into the kitchen and grab a pair of scissors.

I then walk back into the living room to see Ben missing! Jeff points to the T.v and I walk over to it! I turn my back to the screen and I look Jeff in the eyes! I wait until I see green in Jeff’s eyes to turn around and grab Ben pulling him out of the screen! I fall to the floor with Ben on top of me! Jeff says “Ben you might want to run!” Ben sits up and says “why?” I push him off of me and stand up! I ask “what do you guys want for breakfast?”

almost in unison Jeff says “Fruit!” E.J says “Kidneys!” and Ben says “You!~” Jeff and E.J look at Ben like he is crazy and I say “alright Jeff I’ll make you a fruit salad and E.J I'll summon some kidneys! Oh and Ben!” Ben looks at me and I say “If you keep flirting with me I’ll have to do something!”

I walk into the kitchen and I hear Jeff say “HOW THE FUDGE DID YOU NOT DIE!?!” I peek my head out of the kitchen and say “He’s already dead! Oh and Ben you don’t get to eat because of what you said!” I walk over to the fridge and I hear Jeff start laughing!

I grab a bunch of fruit and put it on the table! I walk over to the knife drawer only to be met with emptiness! I walk out into the living room and ask “WHERE ARE ALL MY KNIFES?” Jeff sighs and points at my game console which is now full of knives!

I giggle and say “you have three seconds to run!” Jeff runs out of the room and up the stairs “1. . .2. . .3!” I grab the biggest knife out of my game console and slowly walk up the stairs! I hear a rustle in my bedroom so I Kick open the door and say “come out come out wherever you are!” I feel someone put their hands on my waist and I turn around to be met by Ben