The Potato Gods MUST be angry

THE POTATO GOD

Hi people who are reading this! This is a short story about.. THE POTATO GODS! Anyway, the first EVER Potato god is... NOT BOB. He loves humor.  Ok sooo.. BEGIN!



                         One day, Bob Potato was sitting when a farmer picked him up. "What a fat potato! Lets eat THIS one for potato salad! Mmm!" The farner said RIGHT in Bob's ear. What?!?! I am going to be.. Bob gulped. DINNER?!?! I must stop this.. MURDER! Then, Bob the potato bit the farmer and said, " I AM NOT FAT! I AM A POTATO GOD! I AM GOING TO SEND THE POTATO CURSE ON YOU!" Then, Bob did the Mocaraina. Then, the BIGGEST FATTEST Potato the farmer had ever seen came into view. "I am thee Potato God. You planned to eat poor Bob? My Son? The next POTATO GOD?!?! You are cray cray!" Then, the Potato God boinked his staff on the farmers head. "Owchies mama! Ok ok! I won't eat you son!" The farmer complained. But the Potato God ingnored him. " The Potato Gods are angry. The world will be choas, and you WILL be punished." The Potato God kept saying, "So your land will be... FARTED ON BY THE ELDER OF POTATOS!!!!!!" The farmer started saying, " Oh no! Not a fart!" " O yes. A FART." The farmer ran away and Bob lived happily.






                                                       SHORT HUMOR STORY.. CAME TO AN END. BE AFRAID OF FARTS.
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