This happens when I'm bored.

A bit of time with Deadpool

I don't know what to do, I don't know how to continue my other stories...so I'm bored. And what happens when I'm bored? I get crazy.
Me: Someone save me...
Deadpool: Here *drops me a book*
Me: What the...Moby Dick?
Deadpool: Yes, I want to kill that fat whale, and you'll help me.
Me: *raise an eyebrow* Why I should do that?
Deadpool: Please...*the most kawaii face he can do*
Me: Ok...ok...just stop doing that face and put on your mask again, you're creepy.
Deadpool: So let's go!*Jumps in the book*
Me: Ok...*jumps on the book* ...
Deadpool: *Appear from the book* Come.
Me: I can't enter...
Deadpool: *grabs me for the jeans* Yes you can. *Takes me in the book*
*We fall for like 30 seconds, and land on a small boat *
Me: Ok, I don't know how you did it, but here we are. In a little...boat... How do you think we could kill the big white whale without the right equipment?
Deadpool: With these. *He shows me his katanas*
Me: Deadpool...I don't think that-
Deadpool: Sssshh! Here it comes...
*Moby dick, the big white whale, comes out from the water, with an incredible leap in the sky.*
Me: O.O
Deadpool: Yes! Come at me!
Me: Deadpool, don't call it...seriously!
*The whale crushes our little boat, sending me in the water. To swim is difficult, I'm being dragged in the deeps... Somehow I manage to remain on the surface, only to see Deadpool doing a rodeo on the back of the whale*
Me: This is the last time I follow him...