My classmates are in a school trip and I'm alone in class
Me: Ok, Slendy, Sonic.exe, what do you want to do?Slendy: ...
Sonic.exe: I want to hug you.
Me: Ok, come he- Ouch!
Sonic.exe: Ahahah, I joked you.
Slendy: ...
Me: You're always helpful you know Slendy?
Slendy: ...
Me: Oh f*ck you...Sonic.exe, why do you have always to be so stupid?
Sonic.exe: Because it's funny!
Jeff: What is funny?
Me: And you? Why are you here?
Jeff: I was bored.
Pikachu: Pikaaa!
*All look at Pikachu*
Pikachu: Hey, don't look at me, that's my f*ucking language.
Me: What's happening here?!
Jeff: You're bored.
Me: And so?
Slendy: You're crazy when you're bored.
All: He spoke!
Me: Ok, now I have to calm down...*doing meditation*
Mario: WA!
Me: Aah! What...
Mario: It's a me, Mario!
Me: Eh? Oh come on... Now the last thing that miss is a 4th wall brake...
Deadpool: Did you call me?
Me: *Eye nervous tic*
Deadpool: Hey you, yes, you over the screen, yes you that is reading this shit. What are you still doing here, go away. What... CHIMICHANGAS! Thanks!
Me: Deadpool...go. Away.
Deadpool: Why... The reader gave me chimichangas...
Me: Go away or I'll put a granade in your ass!
Deadpool: Ok ok. Bye.
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YOU REALLY DO DREAM ABOUT ME, OMFG, THAT IS F*CKING CREEPY!!!!