The product of a sugar high

A sugar high Product

Darkness. That is all I see. A small red light shines in the distance, its dim light vanquishing the darkness around the flame. The light somehow floats closer, almost like a fairy. Then I realize water is trickling by, pushing me towards the flame. Right as I near it, the room, everything disappears. I hear hissing and see smoke appear from below. I became entranced, seeing the smoke swirl around, like a wisp. Calmness surrounds the thin air.All around me is glittering stars as I am launched up and into a hole.
All around, is dark. The walls feel soft, almost like wool. Reluctantly, I head forwards, I mean, what other way is there? A dim light is seen, glowing from the floor. I head towards it, hope gaining in my heart. As I get to the edge, I trip and fall. Rainbows explode around me, as I plummet to the bottom.
White light flashes in my face as I wake up. I sit up, in a flat field. Grass all around me. A llama with a mustache faces me and opens his mouth to say something, but stops. I look up in the sky and see cats raining on top of him!
        As I run around, avoiding the cats, the llama explodes. The cats were Nazi Suicide bombers in disguise!
“HAHA! DEATH TO MUSTACHED LLAMAS!” I scream, laughing. I can feel myself turning slowly insane. Then the llama with a mustache appears as a ghost and says
“I CURSE YOU WITH MY MAGICAL MAJESTIC MUSTACHE! MUSTACHES ATTACK” Out of nowhere evil but strangely majestic mustaches appear in the sky.
“DIE!” I scream as I summon my cats of death. Cats come raining out of the sky and destroy the mustaches of evilness. Climbing the pile of dead mustaches, I raise my sword in the sky.
“VICTORY. IS. MINE!” I laugh maniacally, power coursing through my veins. The sun sets as I relish in my victory.