All I do is talk shit

All I do

All I do is talk shit. I'm physically incapable of doing anything else cuz if I try then my organs will become allergic to my own blood and I will rot from the inside out. Talking shit makes me so hard. My dick goes doki doki at just the thought of calling yiffart a retard. I love my cat but he's always gonna be a dumb fat bitch. I talk shit so much I even do it to myself. It sucks. But I can't stop, I'm a porn addict to talking shit. I'm the blonde bitch who stands with the other blonde bitch in the corner of the gym and makes fun of gingers who wear nothing but camo pants. If u present me with any of ur interests I will harass u for them, no exceptions. I talk shit and I eat shit. I shit in people's mouths so they can eat it too. I shit on babies. I will shit on ur baby. That is a threat I will lay my puckered asshole on ur baby's lips and take a fat dump right there, and then I'll talk shit about ur baby for eating my shit, then I will eat ur baby and talk shit with my mouth full so I'll be talking shit with shit and baby in my mouth. It'll be disgusting and so utterly horrifying that you'll die of shock like the lil pussy u are, can't even handle me eating ur baby? bitch grow up ffs. I will talk shit about u during ur funeral, ur mother will cry and I'll talk shit about her crying, although I will tone it down a bit because I'm not heartless. Need someone to talk shit for u? well I'm ur guy. For just $4.99 an hour I will talk shit about whoever u want. For and extra $9.99 I will shit on them. Warning: while talking shit I will be furiously masturbating because talking shit is just soooo sexy to me. I tug on my gospel pipe like I'm pulling my mom's car off a cliff when I hurt people's feelings. I will nut all over their sobbing face. No hesitation.

With that being said, call 555-555-CATHOLICISM for me to talk shit about anyone u want. That's 555-555-CATHOLICISM, today.