The Sharkenge #11

Competitive Gaming

Luigi: 3, 2, 1, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Keinoa: Okay...come on...aw, #@%&, I died already.
Cartman: HAHA! IM WINNI-what the? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Jaz: I've watched way too much Ninja to lose this challenge. Okay, nice, got a legendary, okay, time to-WHAT THE HECK?! I JUST DIED!
Solar Flare: Beep boop, Running diagnostics for choosing which place to go to. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
*Shots heard*
Solar Flare: OH. DARN IT, BEEP BOOP.
Jay: Hey, I'm pretty good. *dies* Man.
Opal: Come on Pika! By the POWER OF CHOCOLATE I flipping love the WAVES OF SALAMUNGA's beard! Cast thy peanuts behind thy butter! Oh drat, I died.
Iris: I'm coming for you, Derp...
Derp: OH NOOOOOOZ! I must build! Oh shoot, I DIEDZ!
Hewkii: ..... *dies in game* ............!!!!!!!!!
Aqua Rena: Okay...BOOM BABY. 100 Shield! *dies in game* Why.
Iris: Now which of you pathetic suckaz are left?
Crazy Bob: Come on, Come on. I MUST GET A KILL!
Zombie Cyra: Brains...
Crazy Bob: COME ON! I MUT GET A PANCAKE BEFOR ETHE CLOUDS CONSuME MY COW'S TAIL!
Piggy: Let's go, baby. *shoots Crazy Bob*
Crazy Bob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *dies in game*
Piggy: Ha! Got ya! Wait a second...why does the game say I have no kills?
Zombie Cyra: I'm coming for you, Piggy! *dies in game* WHAT THE
Piggy: Oh my gosh, what's HAPPENING?!
Iris: I have become one with the game...you all will be destroyed...
Piggy: WHAT THE *dies in game* HOW?!
Iris: NEVER mess with me in Fortnite, suckaz.