Professor Psycho Screw-Head (try saying that three times fast)
Yes, the man did indeed have screw going clean through his head. But that was just the begining. His hair was gray, His skin pale. He wore a long lab coat, with some sort of stitched shirt, black pants and white shoes. (Who the HELL is this guy...creepy.) His eyes were hidden behind circler glasses that reflected the light in such a way as so you couldn't see his eyes vary well. "Good morning class, I am Professor Stein and I will be teaching your classes. Are we ready to begin?" He said flatly. Not a word was spoken, of course, noone was prompted to. I glanced around the room, some students were snickering, some looked ready to pass-out, others (like me) didn't show much emotion at all.
"Today we'll be dissecting a rare type of bird, a California Condor. It's endangered, I believe." This was met by a lot of yelling and groans. Suddenly a boy stood up and yelled. "How the HELL do you think we're gonna go along with this?!" A girl joined in. "This is inhumane!" "Professor Psycho!!" "SCREW-HEAD!!"
*zing*
The boy and girl screamed as well as the students in the immediate area. I stood and looked back at the professor and saw his right arm outstretched, as if he had thrown something. I was yanked back by a boy sitting next to me. He had a light tan, short messy brown hair and blue eyes. "If you stand up, you might get a scalpel 'flyin at chu." "Why do you care?" I asked, annoyed. "Because he always misses. And I'm worried that he'll miss you, and hit me." (Oh) "He misses on purpose, figured you needed to know that." He said with a tint of hostility. I resisted the urge to strangle him.
*zing*
I barely had time to react as something grazed my ear. I jumped slightly, and looked at the wall behind me. In between me and the boy was a scalpel, stuck in the wood. The boy smirked, and we looked back to the nutty Professor. "Bagens and Roeru, you will be seeing me after classes." He said.
The rest of classes went smoothly, when lunch came, I sat alone. Or as alone as you can be in a school cafeteria. Soon I was done with all of my classes for the day. And it wasn't until then I remembered that I had to go see the odd Professor Stein.
**After School**
I rounded the corner to the classroom and saw the boy I sat with in class, Bagens. He leaned up against a wall, looking deep in thought. I walked up to him. "Don't tell me that you were waiting for me." I said. "Oh, uh...He-hello, sorry about earlier." He replyed. "Don't worry, I only wanted to strangle you, that's all." I said giving a sly smile.
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