Derpys Story

Highschool Trouble

Im now 13 and the car thingy is not invented anymore since its 2004 now and finnally people are calling me derpy just to tell you i heard of these 2 filly snails and snips was just born today but i had no time to go and check it out since oi had an history test which made me really bored and whats the best have that ever happend?

My sister moved house my sister is to old to stay with my mum so she lives in crystel empire so its just me and my mum untill y mum said i will give you a new 2nd name and she came up with hooves and i said "derpy hooves?" and i felt ok with that name so the next day i went to school some ponys where looking at me and some just stick is tounge for no reason but i think i know

my hairstyle but it made no sence so when i went to class the teacher said we are learning something new and it was art when we started art all i done you guessed it a muffin but i had to draw princess celestia which was hard for me