crotch ticks
A day after TQ visited the circus, he went back on tumblr dot cum and checked the blog he wrote in the beginning of book one. It had gotten 69 reblogs in the last hour and 420 reblogs since its inception!! Excitedly, he checked them all, but the first one was really long.He pulled out his reading glasses from Chris Afton's baby teeth drawer. The post was written by Sexy_German_Clown12 and had a daunting amount of likes and comments.
"i just got off work at the circus but looks like some of us are full-timers"
"Oh no!" TQ gasped. If this was his first reblog and it was super popular, it probably meant Sexy_German_Clown12 caused people to hate-read his original message. He quickly opened that up to remind himself what was in it.
"people don't understand the age of consent is a concept that is not natural to humans. if it was natural, cavemen would have an age of consent, but they dont." Alright, that sentence still sounded good. Surely no one was complaining about it, right?
He scrolled down and saw a comment by Estella_Is_So_Sexy3 that said "pedophile."
"Non no non no- I'm aren't e pedophile!" TQ screams. "I'm an adolescent enthusiast!! Hasn't this bitch read the blog! Being called a pedophile is very pedophobic AA*gurgle*A!!!"
Losing brain cells and killing several of the author's, he wrote a comment back to them.
"you like an 18 year old!! what does that make you!?"
"estellaphile" the estella lesbian replied.
"This is upsetting! I'm going to go to the moon because you dumb fuckiing fuckks are dumb and think children can't have sex!!!"
Suddenly, TQ started building a rocket in his backyard and everyone gathered to watch.
There was the david bowie's piss jar fetish girl from yesterday, her feral cat Sam, clowns and a majestic king with a big septor. The king waved his wand and asked what was going on; His royal wizard had summoned them to this location exactly.
"I'm going to the moon you bigoted ccunts!"
"Hey arent you that guy who tried defending kiddy diddlers on tumblr," webkinz asked.
"Dont be mean! Cant you see he's hurting!?" TQ's friend stepped in. They shat their pants cause they were less than 5 and TQ smiled cause he thought kids were hot.
"Ye- I mean NO!!! NO I'M NOT DEFENDING KIDDY DIDDLERS, WE'RE CALLED ADOLESCENT ENTHUSIASTS BITCH"" his scream exceeded the capitalization limit on qfeast so it couldnt be portrayed properly, but it was very. Very. Loud.
The dirk kinnie sighed as he looked at the rocket confused. TQ had been doing his work while arguing with everyone and it just needed one more clean hit with his fisher price hammer.
He wielded it like a zelda cover and brought it down on the cool metal, completing the circuitry, removing the scaffolding, filling the gas tanks, and turning on the rocket thrusters.
"So long, see you all in the next life" TQ threw his fedora into the crowd but no one moved. Then suddenly the thrusters kicked into gear and he began flying off, covering the whole backyard in a cloud of grey smoke.
Everyone coughed because it got in their lungs, then the estella lesbian looked over to webkinz.
"Holy shit i dont care, do you?"
"I dont care either, i dont even know what just happened."
"Sam, do you care?"
"Pedos eat my shit"
"Yeah i agree!"
Then the qfeast bourgeoisie left together in bliss.
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