In Science class
1. Bring a magnifying glass and inspect every possible surface. (if asked why, respond that 'I'm observing,')2. Ask random, irrelevant but still scientific questions whenever possible. (i.e., 'What would happen if an elephant was on Mars?')
3. Ask, "When are we going on that field trip to Jupiter?" (If questioned, respond, 'I brought my spaceship!' and pull out a toy spaceship)
4. Look into your backpack, in front of the teacher, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" (if asked, tell them that you brought your pet tarantula, but don't actually bring an animal)
5. If asked a question in class that you don't know the answer to, say "42! It's the answer to life, the universe, to everything!"
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