In Math class
1. When counting aloud, replace every number with a 3 in it with "thirteen."2. If answering a question in class, say "42." (It is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Only Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans would understand that.)
3. Talk in an accent.
4. Doodle on any papers you are given.
5. If you come across a problem that you are stuck on (in homework) and you aren't allowed to get help, answer, "It's not my problem how many gallons of paint Suzy needs to paint her fence." (or whatever words fit the problem)
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