Mack's Rants - Issue 8: RiceGum & I try to roast?
As many of you may know, there's a guy on YouTube named RiceGum (aka Brian Lee.) Today, I'm going to basically be talking about him and stuff. First of all, it's awesome that he got so famous in such a short time. I started watching his videos when he was at 80k subs, and now he almost has 1 million. Props to you, bro. But, then again, how did you start getting so many subscribers?He likes to "roast" younger teenagers, which in all honestly is pretty immature. How old is? 19? 20? Old enough to know that he's being ridiculous. He talks about them getting famous for having no talent, but think about what he got famous for. He got famous starting with a video about Jacob Sartorious or however you spell it. Then, he proceeded to gain fame by making videos about teenagers on social media he felt needed to be stopped, usually in the 13-16 age range. So, 3-6 years younger than him. Immature, that's what I call it.
In all honesty, he thinks his talent is his ability to "roast" or "spit diss tricks." Sorry, but your roasts are dry and your rapping is mediocre. I know, I know, who am I to try to call out someone who has almost 1 million subscribers on YouTube? But you guys know me by this point. I make a rant on whatever I feel necessary, so I felt like I needed to make this.
Let's also just get right into my "roasts." Also, I am doing this just 'cause.
NOW, FOR MACK'S FIRST ROAST SESSION.
Dear RiceGum, your jokes suck bum.
Your roasts are dry. You don't even try.
You make fun of people, boy, get to the steeple.
I'm just saying how it is. No need to throw a hissy fit.
No offense, but your jokes are bad. It's time you say, "Now, I'm mad!"
You make fun of someone else, but boy you look like an elf.
Your skits are lame, fans wonder why they came.
Are you gonna cry because I called you out? Go ahead and start to pout.
You live with your mom, you can't get a house. No girl wants a pretentious "mouth."
I know, my roasts are pretty lame. I just wanted to play your little game.
Thanks for giving me a good laugh. Now sit back, and get a crack at that.
Don't be offended, it's all for fun. But ask me what's your talent, I just say "none."
I don't really care, if this made you cry. Boy, you need it, since your rapping is dry.
That was terrible, I know, but I just wanted to do it. Okay, love ya.
Byeee.
xx Mack
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