We need to talk (Revamped)

HE'S A JERK

UUUUUUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHG HHGHGHGHHG

My GOD. Okay, WE NEED TO TALK! (hehe title reference)
So, a few months ago, my friend's ex literally touched my butt and chesticle area (ya know, the sisters upstairs)
And that has haunted me for a little while.
But my best friend B (one of da B's, the blonde one) at my school was talking to THAT JERK. That's what I shall call him, so even if I'm not mad at him, he shallz be known as THAT JERK. She said my dude best friend Paytono (that's not his name by the way, we just call him that) plays soccer, and THAT JERK said, "Ew no he doesn't but Mack used to and she dropped out."
B then went on to tell him that I only quit soccer because there was a lot of guys on the team, older guys, and that my parents didn't want me to play with all those guys and I wasn't comfortable because of my "bad experiences with guys, Like T," she said. (T is my friend's ex who TOUCHED ME. EW)
And then THAT JERK was like, "Woah dudddddde, what did T do?"
And then B was all like, "He ummmm touched her."
SOOOO
THAT JERK kept saying he was going to tell everyone, and he was going up to all his friends and saying "I can blackmail Mack," and I told him he can't tell anyone because it's embarrassing and disgusting.

YYYYEEEAAAHHH that's it. BYYYE BUDDY
(Love ya)
xx Mack