What if FNATL 1-3 phone calls are transcripted?

Old Chapter 1: Basics

Uh, hey. So, you're the new security guard until we open up in uh, couple weeks I suppose. Well I'm supposed to give you some advice on what your role will be here. As the night watchman, at, Tubbyland Entertainment, welcome! Um, we had a guard before you, that informed us in what you should be expecting, during your week here. Though, according to what we know, he likely had a lot more ease than you will, because, you see, the animatronics were turned back on about, two weeks ago, and they become more and more active over time as their systems awaken, from years of being in a certain, sleep mode I think, so you can expect them to see them becoming more and more active as the week progresses, though from a third point of view, you shouldn't really be in any danger, though if the animatronics see you at this hour, they PROBABLY wouldn't be able to properly identify, who or what you are, so in theory let's say that they found you and saw your face resembling Tubby Toast, it would, well... put you or stuff you in the toaster, but that's an often theory of course, and I doubt that would happen, well, anyways, back onto the animatronics, I gotta retract there, um, there is a red animatronic in the Repair Room, named, Po, sided with his purple companion, Tinky Winky, and over to the left of your camera view, you will find a device, that will allow you to wind the music box, which we find, will keep Po, from moving around, um, we aren't sure why it keeps Po away, but we found it best, not to question, and as for the Tinky animatronic you should just watch him on the cameras if you want him to stay away. You see, there was a bit of an accident a few years back, when the attraction was still flowing with frequent life, that involved the, um, explosion of a custard machine. The engineers at the place said that it was likely due to a chemical, uh, or chemicals, used to function the custard machine, or something. Now, most of the animatronics are just a pill shadow of what they used to be, kinda creepy if you ask me, and since the band company has been struggling. Anyways, back to the animatronics, Tinky Winky should stop moving when watched him on the cameras due to a malfunction in his ear, this malfunction, allows, certain sounds, given off by a camera, to be, a lot louder than they should be. Hell, honestly should even cause a complete system reboot, making him stop in his tracks. As for Laa-Laa, her systems are in surprisingly good condition, for someone without a head, so you might just want to close the door on your left if you see her in your left door cam. Ummm, we haven't been able to install a door on your right side though, due to budget cuts, but I'm sure it won't be a problem. The only ones that come from that side are Tinky Winky and Po, which you shouldn't have too much of a problem keeping at bay. Umm, as for Dipsy, he seems to still be in a sleep mode, um, we're working on trying to get him to start moving, so that might take us a few days. Well, um, I think that's it, yup, uh, use the camera, uh, to keep the music box wound up, uh, just check the door here and there, you get the idea, anyways, good night and good luck!