Target Practice
Luigi: Okay, 3 2 1 Go!!!Jaz: This is gonna be difficult. dkjflakdjhhjfdafdhafkhasdkjfhndkajhfjkjdhafkdhkfhdhh done.
Cartman: Of course you're done, you blockhead.
Jaz: What is this, Charlie Brown?
Cartman: You're a Charlie Brown, loser.
Jaz: Whatever.
Jay: I'll just get rid of the target with my portal powers. *Brings the target down into a portal*
Luigi: That's cheating. You're up for elimination.
Jay: Darn it.
Iris: *Burns the target down in flames*
Luigi: Well...um...you didn't really hit the target...uh...good enough.
Iris: Yay!!!
Derp: Come onz, Kittiez! Hitz the target!
Hewkii: .............
Derp: Hewkiiz, you're throwingz me off targetz! Okay...for KITIEZ, DIRTZ CAKE AND CANDIEZZ!!!!!! *Hits target perfectly* YAYZ!!!
Hewkii: ...........
Derp: Awwzz....Thankz, Hewkiiz.
(Tons of target practice later)
Opal: Come on Pika, blast that target into pieces!
Pikachu: PikaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Opal: Pokemon! *Cheesy high five*
Luigi: Hey! NO CHEESY HIGH FIVES ALLOWED!
Opal: Awww....
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