What Happens When Your Stupid * Friend Calls A Guy With A Flaming Axe "UGLY"
I sit at a table in Cafe O' DEATH.*EWWW HE'S SO UGLY!*
A guy two tables away from me is sharpening an axe.
And he's JUST A NORMAL GUY!
*EXCEPT HE'S UGLY AND HAIRY!*
But he has no hair anywhere but his head.
*STILL!*
*"HEY, YOU, HAIRY DUDE, YOU'RE UGLY!"*
The guy stops sharpening his axe and glares at me.
|"What. Did you just. Say."|
"Ehehehe..." I laugh nervously, but it ends up coming out in a mocking(jay) tone.
|"WHY YOU LITTLE"| He rushes towards me, brandishing his axe.
*Then the axe bursted into flames*
What?! No! AHHH!!!!!!!
"Sir, please, I'm sorry! I wasn't even talking about you!!" I try to make an excuse as he chases me around the Cafe (O' DEATH)
|"THEN WHO WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! NO ONE ELSE HERE HAS HAIR!"|
"THAT'S CAUSE IT'S ALL CATCHING FIRE FROM YOUR FLAMING AXE!"
The man stops in his tracks and laughs awkwardly, the way guilty people do (kinda like mine, earlier in this chapter)
|"Huhuhuhuhuhuhu. I'm sorry, mu'am-"|
*I'm PRETTY SURE it's pronounced 'ma'am'*
Shut it! They want to see interesting things!
|"I believe I have made a mistake. I will be on my way."|
He walks away, and I sigh in relief.
Why did you do that!?
*Cause it is fuuuun*
NO MORE!
*Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun*
I sigh in annoyance and walk out of the Cafe O'DEATH. The evil glares you always get are worse when you know you've actually done something to deserve them.
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