Do you wanna kill a bobert aka do you wanna build a snowman
Bobie: *knock knock* Bob? Do you wanna kill a bobert? Yesterday dad taught me how
All you need is a big sharp knife, it's really simple but I wanna do it with you too!
We used to kill together, but now we don't
I wish you would please tell me why
Bob: go away Bob
Bobbie: I'll go eat pie...
3 YEARS LATER
Bobie: do ya wanna kill a bobert? Yesterday I killed 50! I'm already on the wanted list, won't ya come join me? Please
We used to kill together, but now we don't
I wish that u would tell me WHY
Do ya wanna kill 10 boberts?
It can be more than just 10 boberts
Bob: go away
Bobie: ok... Bye
6 YEARS LATER
Bobie: Bob, I know you're.in there!
Today a police dude caught me
I hardly got away
They shot me and I might die today
Come say goodbye to Meh
* clutches his deep wound*
We used to kill together *laughs softly*
I miss those days
When it was only you and me
D-do y-you wanna kill a bobert?
*police burst into the house and shoot Bobie for killing so many people*
AFTER POLICE LEAVE
Bob: *comes out of his room and starts crying besides bobie's body*
Bob: ok... bye
(Sad music)
Bobie: hey *cracks open an eye* i'm still alive ya know! Gemme to a hospital
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