Tord prank calling

Dr.Brown

Tord was playing his game when one player asked him if he can prank one of his drunk friends. He gladly took that offer and got the phone number. The phone rang over and over until the person on the other end finally picked up so now here's the conversation.
Drunk tom:hello?
Tord:hi, this is Dr.Brown with Dr.Brown's carrot dicing kit. How are you today?
Drunk tom:good Dr.Brown
Tord:would you like a carrot dicing kit for the low price of $19.95?
Drunk tom:...
Tord:our carrot dicers-
Drunk tom:yea definitely!
Tord:come in *trys not to laugh* every color you can imagine.
Drunk tom:are they colored?
Tord:vanilla
Drunk tom:vanilla?
Tord:almond
Tord:almond chocolate
Drunk tom:vanilla.....Orange.....
Edd:Oh my god
Matt:pffft
Drunk tom:wow
Tord:the carrot dicing kit can do more than dice carrots! Use these f-ckers to peel a potato!
Drunk tom:*laughs* who the f-ck is calling me?!
Matt:*laughs*
Edd:shut up man!
Tord:he hung up
Matt:almond chocolate.....*laughs*
Tord:well at least tom was too drunk to know it was me!
Edd:yea if he wasn't you would have died
Matt:he kinda gain his senses at the end tho...