Tea!
So I'm sat there with ya in my own home.Little did I know you had your own little dome.
You say. "Can I go ahead and make you cupper"
I say "Yes" you're a guest so I gladly accept the offer.
You go ahead, little did I know I was in for a shocker.
YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST YOU F*CKING FLOPPER!
I can't believe it!
Are you that much of a twit?
Here take a step back, let me show you how it's done!
You put the tea bag in first.
No don't butt in, you need to rehears.
Then you put the water in.
Boiled, not half done you din.
Then you give a quick steer.
Don't just let it sit there!
You take the bag out, so you know how much room in left.
Don't assume you know how much milk I heft!
Then you put the sugars in, one at a time.
Doesn't have to be on the dime!
No sit down!
Mate you ain't to come near me.
You ain't ready!
-Click-
-bang-
-Dead-
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WE F*CKING ROCK! :D
I hope you stick by those lyrics, Josh :)