My rap/songs

Just some song and raps on OC's and stories and stuff, so yeah have fun reading if you do.

published on August 23, 2015not completed

Tea!

So I'm sat there with ya in my own home.
Little did I know you had your own little dome.
You say. "Can I go ahead and make you cupper"
I say "Yes" you're a guest so I gladly accept the offer.
You go ahead, little did I know I was in for a shocker.
YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST YOU F*CKING FLOPPER!
I can't believe it!
Are you that much of a twit?
Here take a step back, let me show you how it's done!
You put the tea bag in first.
No don't butt in, you need to rehears.
Then you put the water in.
Boiled, not half done you din.
Then you give a quick steer.
Don't just let it sit there!
You take the bag out, so you know how much room in left.
Don't assume you know how much milk I heft!
Then you put the sugars in, one at a time.
Doesn't have to be on the dime!
No sit down!
Mate you ain't to  come near me.
You ain't ready!
-Click-
-bang-
-Dead-
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ZE BEST DUET EVAAAAAAAH!
WE F*CKING ROCK! :D
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Hell yeah we are
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on March 22, 2016
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on March 22, 2016
Undying Legends is truly powerful :)
I hope you stick by those lyrics, Josh :)
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Pft, course I do XD
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on March 20, 2016
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on March 20, 2016
Pfhhhhh XD noooo! Not the milk first! Any thing but that!!!
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IKR?
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on September 07, 2015
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on September 06, 2015
Awesome! :3
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Thanks!
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on August 24, 2015
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on August 24, 2015