Reasons why caleb is amazing and i love him

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1) He's Caleb
2) HE'S A WEEB
3) He's a weeb
4) he can hear amine nosebleeds from miles away
5) we met because of anime manga and waluigi
6) okay at video games
7) he wont let me die
8) waluigi
9) pleb
10) he does this thing where he puts his sleeve over his hand and pats me and thats a mood booster
11) he carried around a link voodoo doll for a week and it was heccin adorable
12) he thinks im heccin adorable for some reason
13) he does the impossible; loving me
14) he won my love and affection
15) cinnamon roll
16) i eat cinnamon rolls
17) i wont eat caleb tho
18) i somehow got overpowered by my anxiety and i didnt kiss him when we hung out lmao
19) he's heccin adorable
20) see 19
21) he doesnt want to hunt me because im a furry
22) he's a legend of zelda weeb
23) not sure how that works, but it does.
24) he gives me an excuse to blow my money on loz merch
25) hes a pokemon m a s t e r
26) see 19/20
27) sometimes he acts stupid in a cute way
28) hes dressing up as ash for halloween-
29) sometimes he's really nervous and shy in a (you guessed it) heccin adorable way
30) am I obsessed with him
31) no im not
32) thanos is his favorite pokemon
33) he actually ACCEPTS ME
34) he's going to kill all my enemies one day
35) he dislikes derp
36) ca-pleb
37) now he carries around a link plushie
38)  screw 31, I am.
39) anxious uwu
40) he calls me jewel
41) he calls me furry
42) he calls me jewel-furry
43) is this enough
44) ugh fine
45) calebisliterallyoneofthebestpeopleiknowpleasegivehimloveandsupportthankyall