Horoscope Signs

Horoscope Signs

all types of horoscopes! some will be really random and some will be from you guys. if you have a idea tell me and i might add it. And this is my FIRST story.

published on January 23, 2017completed

When the signs cook/bake...


Aries: nearly burns the kitchen

Taurus: an actual master chef

Gemini: tries super hard and makes something "ok" but throws it away to make a better one

Cancer: tries really hard but ruins everything

Leo: can't even cook an egg

Virgo: at least they don't burn the house down

Libra: it depends

Scorpio: very good

Sagittarius: they think they are amazing but it is just toast and microwave foods

Capricorn: best salad chef ever

Aquarius: they can literally make whatever they want    

Pisces: best sandwich maker ever
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I know how to add those missing signs. Just click edit quiz and then you add the missing signs.
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on July 08, 2017
I know someone who is a pisces and the description I just read doesn't sound like him.
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on July 08, 2017
Cancer kind of sounds like me...
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on July 08, 2017
So basically, I'm the least fierce, being a Cancer...
No wonder I was bullied.
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on April 16, 2017
Innocent face!! Agree!!
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on April 10, 2017
That why I love M&MS
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on February 11, 2017
I LOVE CUPCAKES
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on February 05, 2017
" Pieces : Reliable"
So actually we Pieces don't act like Pieces
I think I broke the 4th Wall
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its Pisces you said pieces XD
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pieces of pie.
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on February 13, 2017
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on February 11, 2017
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on February 04, 2017
tbh like 5 6 8 or 9 of them got leo wrong
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on January 30, 2017
if you want to know my personality........read the leo chapter XD
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on January 30, 2017
yeah i am a lead singer.....im a good singer
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nice im the leader of the girl gang :'D
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on January 30, 2017
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on January 30, 2017
oh im powerful
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[left the house when the lights went off]
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on January 30, 2017
[takes wierd selfies]
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on January 30, 2017
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on January 30, 2017
yeah thats true everyone tells me i have beutiful hair
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on January 30, 2017
ticci toby
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on January 30, 2017
IM THE RULER OF NEPTUNE
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on January 26, 2017
I love "how evil is your sign?" I'm an Aquarius so I'm Satan. It explains a lot >:)
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on January 26, 2017
[Edit] Other than...

1- Don't need fans to sleep
2- Am at least partly evil
3- Not pretty enough to be a siren...

Scorpio matches pretty well.
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you are pretty enough to be a siren
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on January 30, 2017
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on January 24, 2017
Maybe that why i love the Grim Reaper so much
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AND IM THE SECRET WEAPON HA
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on January 23, 2017
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on January 23, 2017
i dont wanna be a god i wanna be satan :'<
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your the first person the comment! YEAH!
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on February 04, 2017
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on January 23, 2017