Diary (1)

8/27

So 2day me nd pip eating lunchie munchies mm and then carpet men came up eating cheezy poof and said pip was ugly french piss him off then i rectus dominoesed on him and he waz p mad so then me and pip went to hell after skew and we smex in my bedrum and then my dad walked in!!! waz pre sad... but he didnt kare he just kinda said "peace finding waif" then he found enderdragon and arried it then at the wedding sadam hoosain came and KRASHE IT!!! then wraped my dad!!!! NUUUUUUU! then i ran back hum and it was absolutely saddening.... wah and i kried and then pep came in and kiss me started listening emo music and then we and rubbed our pepe together and it started a fire but nobody even kared becuz well dis is hell soo...


then we came back up 2 erth and saw twek and creig tryna copi me and preps gayness so pip kried and ran away to pick scabs off his wewe and then i started rectusing cregg and he died went down ok and then i picked up pep and we ran off into the sunset and had a picick and then we saw wentis burger with BayBay and they were kinda kizzing................. dont kare tho well they are lesbos that’s different than gay so id not mind never....... then i saw a big red thing walk towards us.... thot it waz dog boner butGASP!!!!! it was.... MY DAD!! WITH ENDER GRGONA!!!! AND THEIR NEW CHILD AKA MY BROTHER ENDERJAH.....!!! then we back 3 the hell happy ever afterz END!