Why the Teletubbies is Communist Propaganda

A vivid story fully explaining why the Teletubbies is Communist propaganda.

published on June 18, 2016not completed

Why The Teletubbies is Communist Propaganda

First, let's look at the setting of the show. The Teletubbies seem to live in a Communist Utopia called Teletubbie Land. These degenerates don't do any work and they live a very hedonistic life style. They just prance around and play without any care or responsibilities. When they make a mistake, they just go "Uh-oh!" and the machine provided by the state comes and cleans it up for them. Those machines prepare their meal and clean everything for them. In fact, I noticed mot modern cartoons are set in a very similar utopia. Take a look at the majority of millennials today specifically, the Bernie Sander support types. They're demanding for free college, free this and free that! They want the state to take care of them.

  Perhaps this propaganda has helped shape their perception on ideal society. Now, let's look at the characters. There are four characters and each character and each character has their own favorite item.

  First, we have the purple Tinky Winky, he is the biggest one and seems to be the leader. His favorite item is a hand bag and he sometimes wears a skirt. But, since he is a male, clearly he is transgender as well. Millennials everywhere are questioning their gender identity, perhaps propaganda such as Tumblr may be the cause? In 1999, Jerry Falwow warned us that Tinkie Winkie as a convert homosexual symbol. Mainly because he is purple, the gay pride color. Along with his antenna being shaped like a triangle, the gay pride symbol. The BBC responded saying "Tinkie Winkie is a sweet, technological, magic bag.". Despite Tinkie Winkie winning awards for being a gay icon and BBC pretended not to notice.

  Second, we have Dipsy who is the only dark skinned one. He is green and he wears this fashionable top hat. In my opinion he kinda looks like a pimp. He is about the same size as the yellow Teletubbie and they are always paired together, kinda like a nice little couple. The antenna on Dipsy is just a straight line and looks like he has a dick on his head.

Third we have Lala, the yellow pretty blond. She is clearly the only female of the group. She has this bouncy ball toy which she has no problem sharing with the other characters. Her name in character is symbolic of her.

Last one is Po, who is the red runt. He's supposed to be the straight white male of the group. He is also the smallest and weakest. He is very child-like. His antenna is very feminine compared to the dark skinned green Teletubby.

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Ok i cracked up laughing reading this
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on June 25, 2016