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It was 1 am. I was bored, so I /tp 'd Pom to me.
"Pom! Oh my god, I really /teleported you!" I exclaimed.
I brought Pom with me and we broke out the window, flying above the street. We traveled until we got to the End. Meanwhile getting there, I was transformed into an alicorn! It was so cool! But sadly, we weren't able to fly anymore, as my wings got removed and Pom couldn't ever fly. Over there, we asked the guards for confirmation to go to the top of the end tower. I didn't bring my ID, but I still told them random stuff that would let me and Pom in. When we finally got in, we found our old friend, Ender Dragon, aka Jean.
"Greetings, hoomins. I see you have came to visit me."
"Hi Jean! Yes, we have. This is Pom my cat bff, but I got turned into an alicorn on the way here."
"Very interesting."
"Jean, I know this is a random question, but can you ride me to Oregon, in Salem specifically? My human friend lives there and y'all can get to meet her."
"Certainly, Marshino."
And off we went, flying into the midnight and was 12 am in Oregon. When we finally got there, I smashed open Car's window with a sledgehammer. She yelled and screamed with joy and woke the whole neighborhood up. Technically Car was awake before that, so yea. Meanwhile, we grew wings and made chaos in the neighborhood so who YOU gonna call?! Also, she /teleported @e to her and then she died. Shortly after that me and Pom were drowning and we drowned. WHO YOU GONNA CALL?! Then I teleported back to Car's house with Pom somehow alive and I sledgehammered the window again and the whole house turned into a geode and we cut it in half. A ghost like form of the hoomin with wings came out of the geode and solidified when she reached the top. Going to her neighbor's house to meet Michael, the neighbor, Car blew her trumpet so loud in Michael's ears and he became deaf and died. Last, we placed tnt all around the neighborhood and we lit it and we blew it all up. A wild pusheen appeared and then was squished between 2 giant magnetic plates. But not to death. I hit a drum so hard that it exploded the magnetic plates, but surprisingly, Pusheen was still alive. After that happened, we each got an axolotl in a bucket and we flew away with Pom. The end. WAIT, IT'S NOT OVER YET...Pom killed the villagers. The villagers were already stuffed with bread and potatoes by us so they were fat and stuffed. Pom ate our axolotls and they were gone. The end. And they never came back to life again. Or did they...